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File:Dessert_cubes_for_astronauts_-_Yearbook_of_Agriculture._1966.jpg|link=Shape theft|Mid-1960's astronaut dessert cubes "at high risk of [[Shape theft|Shape Theft]] due to their historical significance and the great desire by citizens of every nation to experience the last remaining astronaut dessert cubes with their own eyes, if not their own taste buds."
File:Dessert_cubes_for_astronauts_-_Yearbook_of_Agriculture._1966.jpg|link=Shape theft|Mid-1960's astronaut dessert cubes "at high risk of [[Shape theft|Shape Theft]] due to their historical significance and the great desire by citizens of every nation to experience the last remaining astronaut dessert cubes with their own eyes, if not their own taste buds."
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Latest revision as of 07:20, 7 February 2024

Freshly emergent Cornish Xansty spawn.

The Cornish Xansty Shape Theft event is an annual emergence of petty shape theft crimes against Cornish Xansty spawn.

Investigation

Early springtime emergence of Cornish Xansty spawn raises risk of Shape Theft

"Rectilinear geometry, predictable routine — a classic Shape Kidnapping for ransom waiting to happen"

Source: Detective Fanciest Valor, APTO Math Crimes Unit, Food Division

Anagrams

"Fanciest Valor" is an anagram of "Francois Vatel".

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (13 April 2021) - "Cornish Xansty Humane Society"
  • Post @ Facebook (2 April 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (2 April 2021)