Fecal Non-Fungible Token Syndrome

Earliest known reference to Fecal Non-Fungible Token Syndrome.

Fecal Non-Fungible Token Syndrome (FNFTS) is a psychological and quantum-social disorder involving the compulsive need to create and share Non-Fungible Tokens (NFTs) based on human feces.

Playskool's My First DSM

Fecal Non-Fungible Token Syndrome was added to Playskool's My First DSM on 5 [REDACTED] 2021.

Extract of Radium and scrimshaw abuse allegations

FNFTS has been widely linked to Extract of Radium consumption and subsequent bouts of scrimshaw abuse.

In the News

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  Like a Spaceman / Pooped for the very first time.

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  The Playskool Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, better known as Playskool's My First DSM, is a children's publication for the classification of mental disorders using child-friendly language, simple shapes, and bright primary colors.

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  Human feces.

Fiction cross-reference

• Extract of Radium
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Like a Spaceman
• Playskool's My First DSM
• Scrimshaw abuse

External links

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