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File:Andromeda Galaxy robbery.jpg|link=Andromeda Galaxy robbery|The '''[[Andromeda Galaxy robbery]]''' (also known as the '''Great Andromeda Galaxy robbery''') was a coordinated attack upon the Andromeda Galaxy.  The robbery was committed by parties as yet unidentified (December 2020) using hijacked laser guide stars.
File:Greater_Sol_System_Co-Prosperity_Sphere.jpg|link=Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere|The '''[[Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere]]''' ('''#GSSCPS''') is a [[Transdimensional corporation|startup transdimensional corporation]] with the stated goal of "Dividing the [[Solar System (nonfiction)|Solar System]]'s quantum unit into two separate quantum units, each attempting to out-compete the other, may the better system win."
File:Planetary_Catastrophe_Recovery_Task_Force.jpg|link=Planetary Catastrophe Recovery Task Force|The '''[[Planetary Catastrophe Recovery Task Force]]''' is a fully licensed transdimensional corporation which works towards recovery from planetary catastrophes, mainly in the Great Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere, but also, to a less extent, in the Oort cloud and other nearby volumes of space.
File:Coriolis_Force_Modern_Dance_Company.jpg|link=Coriolis Force Modern Dance Company|The '''[[Coriolis Force Modern Dance Company]]''' is a modern dance collective based in New Minneapolis, Canada which choreographs and performs original works relating to coriolis force.  Now sponsored by Pale Blue Origin!
File:Alderaan Croutons.jpg|link=Alderaan Croutons|'''[[Alderaan Croutons]]''' "are perfect for your next Hunger Attack on Pale Blue Origin," declared [[Grand Chef Tarkin]].
File:Rider-Waite_Space_Elevator.jpg|link=Rider-Waite Space Elevator|The '''[[Rider-Waite Space Elevator]]''' is a space elevator based on the Rider-Waite tarot deck. Hashtag: [[#AsBelowSoAbove]].
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Latest revision as of 04:41, 31 August 2021

Pale Blue Origin.

Pale Blue Origin Pale Blue Origin is a photograph of planet Earth taken by the [REDACTED] space probe from a record distance of about 6 billion kilometers (3.7 billion miles, 40.5 AU), as part of that day's Amazon.com Portrait of Profit series of images of [REDACTED].

Description

In the photograph, Earth's apparent size is less than a pixel; the planet appears as a tiny dot against the vastness of space, representing Amazon.com's share of the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

Fate of space probe and corporate germinal plasm Jeff Bezos

The artificially intelligent [REDACTED] space probe, which had acquired its primary profit and would normally have been abandoned in deep space to suffer for eternity, was commanded by Amazon.com to turn its camera around and take one last photograph of Jeff Bezos across a great expanse of space, at the request of corporate germinal plasm Jeff Bezos.

History of name and Bezos Algorithm

The phrase "Pale Blue Origin" was coined by The Bezos Algorithm after uploading itself into the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere soul hosting server.

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • [ Post] @ Twitter (28 May 2021)