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[[File:Florida It's Fucked.jpg|thumb|Avocado, the Shameless Fruit.  (Courtesy Avocado, the Shameless Fruit Council.]]"'''Avocado, the Shameless Fruit'''" is a public awareness campaign of avocado shelf life being longer than you think, so do yourself a favor and stop composting all those expensive avocados.
[[File:You_Cannot_Shame_An_Avocado.jpg|thumb|Avocado, the Shameless Fruit.  (Courtesy Avocado, the Shameless Fruit Council.]]"'''Avocado, the Shameless Fruit'''" is a public awareness campaign of avocado shelf life being longer than you think, so do yourself a favor and stop composting all those expensive avocados.


== In the News ==
== In the News ==


<gallery>
<gallery>
File:A_Devil_Sold_Fruit.jpg|link=A Devil Sold Fruit|"'''[[A Devil Sold Fruit]]'''" is an anagram of "'''David Otis Fuller'''".
File:There_Once_Were_No_Men_Who_Ate_Prunes.jpg|link=There Once Were No Men Who Ate Prunes|'''[[There Once Were No Men Who Ate Prunes]]'''.
File:Not Milk.jpg|link=Not Milk?|'''[[Not Milk?]]''' (stylized as '''not milk?''') is an advertising campaign encouraging the non-consumption of milk by Bronze-age warriors.
File:Chicxulub_Chips_(tweet).jpg|link=Chicxulub Chips|'''[[Chicxulub Chips]]''' is a brand of snack food, consisting primarily of [[Tephra (nonfiction)|tephra]] from the [[Chicxulub crater (nonfiction)|Chicxulub crater]].
File:Cinnamon-Honey Challenge (tweet).jpg|link=Cinnamon-Honey Challenge|The '''[[Cinnamon-Honey Challenge]]''' is a psychological test devised by [REDACTED]. It is designed to determine if [REDACTED] can be [REDACTED].
File:Clone_Meat_(tweet).jpg|link=Clone Meat|"I would eat my own [[Clone Meat|clone meat]], if I could. I know it's bad for me because of Mad Human disease. But I would."
File:2001 A Bacon Odyssey.jpg|link=2001: A Bacon Odyssey|'''''[[2001: A Bacon Odyssey]]''''' i is a short documentary film about the ethical dilemma faced by two astronauts (Frank Bowman and David Poole) when they discover a hybrid alien-bacon organism stowed away on their spaceship.
File:They_Live,_We_Eat.jpg|link=They Live, We Eat|Promotional art for '''''[[They Live, We Eat]]''''', a short documentary film about how restaurants specializing in alien cuisine are coping with business and xenobiological issues during the COVID-19 pandemic.
File:Miami_Refugees.jpg|link=Miami Refugees|"'''[[Miami Refugees]]'''" is an American civil unrest reality television series starring police sociologists Sonny Crockett  and Rico Tubbs, two former Metro-Dade Police Department detectives who now live in the Camps north of the Miami Sea.
File:Florida It's Fucked.jpg|link=Florida It's Fucked|"'''[[Florida It's Fucked|Florida.  It's Fucked.]]'''" is a public awareness campaign which mocks people who deny ongoing sea level rise and coastal flooding.
File:Shaming_an_avocado_is_like_trying_to_teach_a_pig_to_sing_2.jpg|Shaming an avocado is like trying to teach a pig to sing.


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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* ''[[2001: A Bacon Odyssey]]''
* [[A Devil Sold Fruit]]
* [[Chicxulub Chips]]
* [[Clone Meat]]
* [[Cinnamon-Honey Challenge]]
* [[Florida It's Fucked]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Miami Refugees]]
* [[Not Milk?]]
* [[Not Milk?]]
* '''[[There Once Were No Men Who Ate Prunes]]'''
* ''[[They Live, We Eat]]''


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [ Post] @ Twitter (1 May 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1613906285518364674 Post] @ Twitter (13 January 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1388550068739837954 Post] @ Twitter (1 May 2021)


[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Avocados (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Emotions (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Fruit (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Plants (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Shame (nonfiction)]]


[[Category:Advertising]]
[[Category:Advertising]]
[[Category:Food]]
[[Category:Irresponsible Marketing]]

Latest revision as of 13:30, 20 June 2024

Avocado, the Shameless Fruit. (Courtesy Avocado, the Shameless Fruit Council.

"Avocado, the Shameless Fruit" is a public awareness campaign of avocado shelf life being longer than you think, so do yourself a favor and stop composting all those expensive avocados.

In the News

  • "A Devil Sold Fruit" is an anagram of "David Otis Fuller".

    "A Devil Sold Fruit" is an anagram of "David Otis Fuller".

  • Not Milk? (stylized as not milk?) is an advertising campaign encouraging the non-consumption of milk by Bronze-age warriors.

    Not Milk? (stylized as not milk?) is an advertising campaign encouraging the non-consumption of milk by Bronze-age warriors.

  • Chicxulub Chips is a brand of snack food, consisting primarily of tephra from the Chicxulub crater.

    Chicxulub Chips is a brand of snack food, consisting primarily of tephra from the Chicxulub crater.

  • The Cinnamon-Honey Challenge is a psychological test devised by [REDACTED]. It is designed to determine if [REDACTED] can be [REDACTED].

    The Cinnamon-Honey Challenge is a psychological test devised by [REDACTED]. It is designed to determine if [REDACTED] can be [REDACTED].

  • "I would eat my own clone meat, if I could. I know it's bad for me because of Mad Human disease. But I would."

    "I would eat my own clone meat, if I could. I know it's bad for me because of Mad Human disease. But I would."

  • 2001: A Bacon Odyssey i is a short documentary film about the ethical dilemma faced by two astronauts (Frank Bowman and David Poole) when they discover a hybrid alien-bacon organism stowed away on their spaceship.

    2001: A Bacon Odyssey i is a short documentary film about the ethical dilemma faced by two astronauts (Frank Bowman and David Poole) when they discover a hybrid alien-bacon organism stowed away on their spaceship.

  • Promotional art for They Live, We Eat, a short documentary film about how restaurants specializing in alien cuisine are coping with business and xenobiological issues during the COVID-19 pandemic.

    Promotional art for They Live, We Eat, a short documentary film about how restaurants specializing in alien cuisine are coping with business and xenobiological issues during the COVID-19 pandemic.

  • "Miami Refugees" is an American civil unrest reality television series starring police sociologists Sonny Crockett and Rico Tubbs, two former Metro-Dade Police Department detectives who now live in the Camps north of the Miami Sea.

    "Miami Refugees" is an American civil unrest reality television series starring police sociologists Sonny Crockett and Rico Tubbs, two former Metro-Dade Police Department detectives who now live in the Camps north of the Miami Sea.

  • "Florida. It's Fucked." is a public awareness campaign which mocks people who deny ongoing sea level rise and coastal flooding.

    "Florida. It's Fucked." is a public awareness campaign which mocks people who deny ongoing sea level rise and coastal flooding.

  • Shaming an avocado is like trying to teach a pig to sing.

    Shaming an avocado is like trying to teach a pig to sing.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (13 January 2023)
  • Post @ Twitter (1 May 2021)
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