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"'''Florida It's Fucked'''" (stylized as "'''Florida.  It's Fucked.'''") is a public awareness campaign which mocks people who still insist that sea levels will not rise up and flood coastal cities around the globe.
[[File:Florida It's Fucked.jpg|thumb|Florida.  It's Fucked.  (Courtesy "Florida It's Fucked, Inc." and rising sea levels.]]"'''Florida It's Fucked'''" (stylized as "'''Florida.  It's Fucked.'''") is a public awareness campaign which mocks people who deny ongoing sea level rise and coastal flooding.
 
== Florida Short ==
 
"'''[[Florida Short]]'''" was a brief [9 June 2021 - 9 June 2021] advertising campaign meant to replace "Florida It's Fucked".
 
Proponents of "Florida Short" argue that "Florida It's Fucked" overstates the problem.
 
== Forward ==
 
The 1 May 2021 edition includes a "special forward ... by renowned Florida Governor and neo-climatologist Ronald Dion DeSantis."
 
== Hashtags ==
 
<nowiki>#</nowiki>FloridaItsFucked
 
<nowiki>#</nowiki>MiamiRefugees


== In the News ==
== In the News ==


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File:Miami_Refugees.jpg|link=Miami Refugees|"'''[[Miami Refugees]]'''" is an American civil unrest reality television series starring police sociologists Sonny Crockett  and Rico Tubbs, two former Metro-Dade Police Department detectives who now live in the Camps north of the Miami Sea.
File:You_Cannot_Shame_An_Avocado.jpg|link=Avocado, the Shameless Fruit|"'''[[Avocado, the Shameless Fruit]]'''" is a public awareness campaign promoting avocado shelf life being longer than you think, so do yourself a favor and stop composting all those expensive avocados.
File:Tallahassee_Seaside_Blues.jpg|link=Tallahassee Seaside Blues|"'''[[Tallahassee Seaside Blues]]'''" is a song about sea levels and property values.
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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[Avocado, the Shameless Fruit]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Florida Short]]
* [[Miami Refugees]] starring Don Johnson and the other guy, the one with three names
* [[Miami Refugees]] starring Don Johnson and the other guy, the one with three names
* [[Not Milk?]]
* [[Tallahassee Seaside Blues]]


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [ Post] @ Twitter (1 May 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1388434044266991617 Post] @ Twitter (1 May 2021)
* [https://johnenglander.net/florida-is-not-going-underwater-anytime-soon/ Florida is Not Going Underwater] by John Englander (22 June 2020)
* [https://earth.org/data_visualization/sea-level-rise-by-2100-miami/ Earth sea level project map - Miami] @ Earth.org


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[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Climate change (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Florida (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Advertising]]
[[Category:Advertising]]
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Latest revision as of 08:12, 6 August 2021

Florida. It's Fucked. (Courtesy "Florida It's Fucked, Inc." and rising sea levels.

"Florida It's Fucked" (stylized as "Florida. It's Fucked.") is a public awareness campaign which mocks people who deny ongoing sea level rise and coastal flooding.

Florida Short

"Florida Short" was a brief [9 June 2021 - 9 June 2021] advertising campaign meant to replace "Florida It's Fucked".

Proponents of "Florida Short" argue that "Florida It's Fucked" overstates the problem.

Forward

The 1 May 2021 edition includes a "special forward ... by renowned Florida Governor and neo-climatologist Ronald Dion DeSantis."

Hashtags

#FloridaItsFucked

#MiamiRefugees

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links