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[[File: | [[File:How Unimaginable is Unimaginable.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''How Unimaginable is Unimaginable?''''']]'''''How Unimaginable is Unimaginable?''''' is a short [[Documentary film (nonfiction)|documentary film]] about an unholy threesome between Eros, Thanatos, and various [[Elder Gods (nonfiction)|Elder Gods]]. | ||
== Commentary == | |||
Context: "What this torrid female could do for a man was unimaginable— she knew kinds of love he never knew existed!" | |||
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Exactly how "unimaginable" are we talking about? | |||
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== In the News == | == In the News == | ||
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File:The_Dark_Penis_Envy_Rises.jpg|link=The Dark Penis Envy Rises|'''''[[The Dark Penis Envy Rises]]''''' is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of ''The Dark Penis Envy'', the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and stop an unholy threesome between | File:There's_a_Kind_of_Hush_All_Over_R'lyeh.jpg|link=There's a Kind of Hush All Over R'lyeh|"'''[[There's a Kind of Hush All Over R'lyeh]]'''" is a song by [REDACTED]. | ||
File:The_Dark_Penis_Envy_Rises.jpg|link=The Dark Penis Envy Rises|'''''[[The Dark Penis Envy Rises]]''''' is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of ''The Dark Penis Envy'', the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and stop an unholy threesome between Wayne, Bane, and the Elder Gods. | |||
File:Denies Urge (tweet).png|link=Denies Urge|'''''[[Denies Urge]]''''' is a 2021 action-sexual abstinence education film written, directed by, and starring and Steven Seagal as an ex-Navy SEAL who must deny his sexual urges aboard the U.S. Navy battleship ''Elder Gods'', which has been seized by mercenary bad boy Tommy Lee Jones and his gang of leather-clad toughs. | File:Denies Urge (tweet).png|link=Denies Urge|'''''[[Denies Urge]]''''' is a 2021 action-sexual abstinence education film written, directed by, and starring and Steven Seagal as an ex-Navy SEAL who must deny his sexual urges aboard the U.S. Navy battleship ''Elder Gods'', which has been seized by mercenary bad boy Tommy Lee Jones and his gang of leather-clad toughs. | ||
File:Greaves of Defending Against Cthulhu (tweet).png|link=Greaves of Defending Against Cthulhu|The '''[[Greaves of Defending Against Cthulhu]]''' are a pair of transdimensional high-heel boots which conceal the wearer from the malefic supernatural entity Cthulhu and its eternal desire to watch an unholy threesome between you and two Elder Gods of your choice. | |||
File:Peano_Curve_(sexual_topology).jpg|link=Peano curve (sexual topology)|The '''[[Peano curve (sexual topology)|Peano curve]]''' is an alleged transdimensional sexual [[Topology (nonfiction)|topology]], possibly sent by the Elder Gods for unholy threesome purposes, which exerts pleasures normally unavailable to Euclidean organisms. | |||
File:Coital cosmos model.jpg|link=Coital cosmos|The '''[[Coital cosmos]]''' theory (sometimes know as "'''Playskool's My First Big Bang'''" or "'''Playskool's My First Panspermia'''") is a cosmological model of the observable universe from the earliest known periods of sexual arousal through its subsequent evolution into any of various threesomes between men, angels, and Elder Gods. | |||
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== Fiction cross-reference == | == Fiction cross-reference == | ||
* [[Coital cosmos]] | |||
* [[Denies Urge]] | |||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* [[Greaves of Defending Against Cthulhu]] | |||
* [[Peano curve (sexual topology)]] | |||
* ''[[The Dark Penis Envy Rises]]'' | |||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | == Nonfiction cross-reference == | ||
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== External links == | == External links == | ||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/ | * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1600311122547965952 Post] @ Twitter (6 December 2022) | ||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1387738878921093122 Post] @ Twitter (29 April 2021) | |||
[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Cthulhu (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Death (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Elder Gods (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Elder Gods (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Sex (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Documentary films]] | [[Category:Documentary films]] | ||
[[Category:Films]] | [[Category:Films]] | ||
[[Category:Sex]] | |||
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Latest revision as of 19:08, 6 December 2022
How Unimaginable is Unimaginable? is a short documentary film about an unholy threesome between Eros, Thanatos, and various Elder Gods.
Commentary
Context: "What this torrid female could do for a man was unimaginable— she knew kinds of love he never knew existed!"
Exactly how "unimaginable" are we talking about?
In the News
!["There's a Kind of Hush All Over R'lyeh" is a song by [REDACTED].](/w/images/thumb/e/e3/There%27s_a_Kind_of_Hush_%28All_Over_R%27lyeh%29.jpg/102px-There%27s_a_Kind_of_Hush_%28All_Over_R%27lyeh%29.jpg)
"There's a Kind of Hush All Over R'lyeh" is a song by [REDACTED].
![The Dark Penis Envy Rises is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of The Dark Penis Envy, the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and stop an unholy threesome between Wayne, Bane, and the Elder Gods.](/w/images/thumb/9/95/The_Dark_Penis_Envy_Rises.jpg/120px-The_Dark_Penis_Envy_Rises.jpg)
The Dark Penis Envy Rises is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of The Dark Penis Envy, the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and stop an unholy threesome between Wayne, Bane, and the Elder Gods.
Denies Urge is a 2021 action-sexual abstinence education film written, directed by, and starring and Steven Seagal as an ex-Navy SEAL who must deny his sexual urges aboard the U.S. Navy battleship Elder Gods, which has been seized by mercenary bad boy Tommy Lee Jones and his gang of leather-clad toughs.
The Greaves of Defending Against Cthulhu are a pair of transdimensional high-heel boots which conceal the wearer from the malefic supernatural entity Cthulhu and its eternal desire to watch an unholy threesome between you and two Elder Gods of your choice.
The Peano curve is an alleged transdimensional sexual topology, possibly sent by the Elder Gods for unholy threesome purposes, which exerts pleasures normally unavailable to Euclidean organisms.
The Coital cosmos theory (sometimes know as "Playskool's My First Big Bang" or "Playskool's My First Panspermia") is a cosmological model of the observable universe from the earliest known periods of sexual arousal through its subsequent evolution into any of various threesomes between men, angels, and Elder Gods.
Fiction cross-reference
- Coital cosmos
- Denies Urge
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Greaves of Defending Against Cthulhu
- Peano curve (sexual topology)
- The Dark Penis Envy Rises
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links