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[[File:Bezos Money - infogram.jpg|thumb|Bezos Money.]]'''Bezos Money''' ('''BM''') is a [[Transdimensional corporation|transdimensional currency]] which parasitizes government-based currencies. | |||
== How it works == | |||
Bezos Money is a non-fungible bio-currency based on the real-time adrenochrome profile of citizen-billionaire Jeff Bezos. | |||
Applying lessons provided by the "Amazon: It's a Jungle In There" school of economics, Jeff Bezos' personal team of robot neurosurgeons constantly monitor and adjust global patterns of wealth and spending according to Bezos' cerebro-chemical-electrical patterns. | |||
== Commentary == | |||
Context: "10 mill in Bezos dollars is like $100 in regular human money" | |||
<blockquote> | |||
Genuine #Bezos million-$ bills<br> | |||
Have a secret #adrenochrome #watermark<br> | |||
Which can only be #authenticated<br> | |||
By #eating the bill<br> | |||
And experiencing the #adrenochrome | |||
<nowiki>#</nowiki>Are #You #Bezosperienced | |||
</blockquote> | |||
== Extract of Radium == | == Extract of Radium == | ||
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File:The Sermon on Mount Gox.jpg|link=The Sermon on Mount Gox|Imagine there's no Bitcoin<br>See it if you try<br>No Cloud above us<br>Below us no Bit-mining<br>Imagine all consumers<br>Buying things with cash. ('''[[The Sermon on Mount Gox]]''') | |||
File:Commoditizing_Jerry's_Legacy.jpg|link=Commoditizing Jerry's Legacy|'''[[Commoditizing Jerry's Legacy]]'''" is a potential profit-center currently under review by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere as a replacement for Bezos Money. | |||
File:City_of_Floating_Islands.jpg|link=City of Floating Islands|The '''[[City of Floating Islands]]''' is a city in [REDACTED] which requires that wealthy residents confine themselves to floating islands in the sky. | |||
File:Capitalism One - China - What's On Your Conscience.jpg|link=Capitalism One|'''[[Capitalism One]]''' is a transdimensional bank holding company specializing in credit cards, auto loans, banking, and savings accounts, headquartered in McLean, [REDACTED] with operations primarily in the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere. | |||
File:Billionaire's_Island.jpg|link=Billionaire's Island|'''[[Billionaire's Island]]''' is an alleged "uncharted island" where a select groups of billionaires have prepared refuges against The Event. | |||
File:The_Virus_in_Your_Wallet.jpg|link=The Virus in Your Wallet|'''[[The Virus in Your Wallet]]''' (commonly: '''Cash. The Virus in Your Wallet.''') is a marketing campaign slogan promoted by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere. | |||
File:American_Ninja_Work-Life_Balance.jpg|link=American Ninja Work-Life Balance|'''''[[American Ninja Work-Life Balance]]''''' is an American corporate career competition based on the Japanese television series ''Sasuke''. | |||
File:Murdered_by_Billionaires_(tweet).png|link=Murdered by Billionaires|'''''[[Murdered by Billionaires]]''''' is a reality television series in which participants compete to be murdered by one of the wealthiest men or women in the world. | |||
File:No_True_Goldman.jpg|link=No True Goldman|The "'''[[No True Goldman]]'''" fallacy, or appeal to purity fallacy, is an informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect their universal generalization from a falsifying counterexample by excluding the counterexample improperly. | |||
File:Bezos_Money_-_Adrenochrome.jpg|Citizen-billionaire Jeff Bezos openly flaunting a molecular diagram of adrenochrome. | |||
File:Bezos_Money_(tweet).jpg|Bezos Money (social media post screenshot). | |||
File:Bart Simpson Burns Jeff Bezos.png|link=Solve for satire(x) where x = Magnifying glass + Jeff Bezos|'''[[Solve for satire(x) where x = Magnifying glass + Jeff Bezos]]'''. | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
== Fiction cross-reference == | == Fiction cross-reference == | ||
* [[American Ninja Work-Life Balance]] | |||
* [[Billionaire's Island]] | |||
* [[Capitalism One]] | |||
* [[City of Floating Islands]] | |||
* [[Commoditizing Jerry's Legacy]] | |||
* [[Extract of Radium]] | * [[Extract of Radium]] | ||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* [[ | * ''[[Murdered by Billionaires]]'' | ||
* [[No True Goldman]] | |||
* [[Saruman House]] | |||
* [[Solve for satire(x) where x = Magnifying glass + Jeff Bezos]] | |||
* [[The Sermon on Mount Gox]] | |||
* [[The Virus in Your Wallet]] | |||
* [[Transdimensional corporation]] | * [[Transdimensional corporation]] | ||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | == Nonfiction cross-reference == | ||
== External links == | |||
{{Template:Ext links: Jeff Bezos}} | |||
=== Social media === | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1693362009499218025 Post] @ Twitter (20 August 2023) | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1387189647919484934 Post] @ Twitter (27 April 2021) | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1387065995127308289 Post] @ Twitter (27 April 2021) | |||
[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Jeff Bezos (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Money (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Bezos Money]] | |||
[[Category:Extract of Radium]] | [[Category:Extract of Radium]] | ||
[[Category:Money]] | [[Category:Money]] | ||
[[Category:Transdimensional corporations]] | [[Category:Transdimensional corporations]] | ||
Latest revision as of 14:40, 20 August 2023
Bezos Money (BM) is a transdimensional currency which parasitizes government-based currencies.
How it works
Bezos Money is a non-fungible bio-currency based on the real-time adrenochrome profile of citizen-billionaire Jeff Bezos.
Applying lessons provided by the "Amazon: It's a Jungle In There" school of economics, Jeff Bezos' personal team of robot neurosurgeons constantly monitor and adjust global patterns of wealth and spending according to Bezos' cerebro-chemical-electrical patterns.
Commentary
Context: "10 mill in Bezos dollars is like $100 in regular human money"
Genuine #Bezos million-$ bills
Have a secret #adrenochrome #watermark
Which can only be #authenticated
By #eating the bill
And experiencing the #adrenochrome#Are #You #Bezosperienced
Extract of Radium
Extract of Radium was an earlier investor in Bezos Money, and continues to dominate the black market Bezos Dollar exchange rate.
Yes, Extract of Radium — so delicious — so profitable — so re-programmable under adverse user conditions.
In the News
Imagine there's no Bitcoin
See it if you try
No Cloud above us
Below us no Bit-mining
Imagine all consumers
Buying things with cash. (The Sermon on Mount Gox)
Commoditizing Jerry's Legacy" is a potential profit-center currently under review by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere as a replacement for Bezos Money.
![The City of Floating Islands is a city in [REDACTED] which requires that wealthy residents confine themselves to floating islands in the sky.](/w/images/thumb/8/82/City_of_Floating_Islands.jpg/120px-City_of_Floating_Islands.jpg)
The City of Floating Islands is a city in [REDACTED] which requires that wealthy residents confine themselves to floating islands in the sky.
![Capitalism One is a transdimensional bank holding company specializing in credit cards, auto loans, banking, and savings accounts, headquartered in McLean, [REDACTED] with operations primarily in the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.](/w/images/thumb/a/a6/Capitalism_One_-_China_-_What%27s_On_Your_Conscience.jpg/120px-Capitalism_One_-_China_-_What%27s_On_Your_Conscience.jpg)
Capitalism One is a transdimensional bank holding company specializing in credit cards, auto loans, banking, and savings accounts, headquartered in McLean, [REDACTED] with operations primarily in the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Billionaire's Island is an alleged "uncharted island" where a select groups of billionaires have prepared refuges against The Event.
The Virus in Your Wallet (commonly: Cash. The Virus in Your Wallet.) is a marketing campaign slogan promoted by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
American Ninja Work-Life Balance is an American corporate career competition based on the Japanese television series Sasuke.
Murdered by Billionaires is a reality television series in which participants compete to be murdered by one of the wealthiest men or women in the world.
The "No True Goldman" fallacy, or appeal to purity fallacy, is an informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect their universal generalization from a falsifying counterexample by excluding the counterexample improperly.
Citizen-billionaire Jeff Bezos openly flaunting a molecular diagram of adrenochrome.
Bezos Money (social media post screenshot).
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Fiction cross-reference
- American Ninja Work-Life Balance
- Billionaire's Island
- Capitalism One
- City of Floating Islands
- Commoditizing Jerry's Legacy
- Extract of Radium
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Murdered by Billionaires
- No True Goldman
- Saruman House
- Solve for satire(x) where x = Magnifying glass + Jeff Bezos
- The Sermon on Mount Gox
- The Virus in Your Wallet
- Transdimensional corporation
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Jeff Bezos @ Wikipedia