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"'''Marry Me, Cary Grant!'''" is a short story by [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]].
[[File:Marry Me, Cary Grant.jpg|thumb|"Marry Me, Cary Grant!"]]'''Marry me, Cary Grant! I love you!'''


=== Marry Me, Cary Grant! ===
First let me co-star in your next film. During the filming we will fall in love, conduct a whirlwind off-set romance, and announce to the world that we will tie the knot *as soon as it's legal for heterosexual men to marry each other.


Marry me, Cary Grant! I love you!
What else do you *want* in a Cary Grant film, other than a female co-star?


== In the News ==
== In the News ==


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File:Have You Never Been Kafka.jpg|link=Have You Never Been Kafka|'''''[[Have You Never Been Kafka]]''''' is an autobiographical book by Franz Kafka "as told to Olivia Newton-John".
File:Spinning_Thistle.jpg|link=Spinning Thistle|2016: Artificially intelligent signed first edition of '''''[[Spinning Thistle]]''''' breaks free of its NFT registry, stalks Cary Grant, proposes marriage; Cary handles the debacle with aplomb.
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* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* ''[[Have You Never Been Kafka]]''
* ''[[Spinning Thistle]]''


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1563922992861675526 Post] @ Twitter - Cary Grant is Trending
* [https://www.facebook.com/allen.hamilton.967/posts/1357835088005104?comment_id=1357879624667317 Comment] @ Facebook.
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1386284231236587521 Post] @ Twitter (25 April 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1386284231236587521 Post] @ Twitter (25 April 2021)
* [https://www.facebook.com/groups/concellation/permalink/351040639276740/?comment_id=351430482571089 Comment] @ Facebook
* [https://www.facebook.com/groups/concellation/permalink/351040639276740/?comment_id=351430482571089 Comment] @ Facebook
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Latest revision as of 09:15, 28 August 2022

"Marry Me, Cary Grant!"

Marry me, Cary Grant! I love you!

First let me co-star in your next film. During the filming we will fall in love, conduct a whirlwind off-set romance, and announce to the world that we will tie the knot *as soon as it's legal for heterosexual men to marry each other.

What else do you *want* in a Cary Grant film, other than a female co-star?

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links