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"'''Marry Me, Cary Grant!'''" is a short story by [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]].
[[File:Marry Me, Cary Grant.jpg|thumb|"Marry Me, Cary Grant!"]]'''Marry me, Cary Grant! I love you!'''


=== Marry Me, Cary Grant! ===
First let me co-star in your next film. During the filming we will fall in love, conduct a whirlwind off-set romance, and announce to the world that we will tie the knot *as soon as it's legal for heterosexual men to marry each other.


Marry me, Cary Grant! I love you!
What else do you *want* in a Cary Grant film, other than a female co-star?


First let me co-star in your next film. During the filming we will fall in love, conduct a whirlwind off-set romance, and announce to the world that we will tie the knot *as soon as it's legal for heterosexual men to marry each other*.
== In the News ==


Update: clarification: I project myself back to Cary's time, rather than bring him to my time. He is progressive and adaptable, but I'm the one who has to take responsibility for skewing the timeline.
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File:Have You Never Been Kafka.jpg|link=Have You Never Been Kafka|'''''[[Have You Never Been Kafka]]''''' is an autobiographical book by Franz Kafka "as told to Olivia Newton-John".
Update 2:  an archetypal Cary Grant film plot just waiting to happen, really.  Think about it:
 
"First let me co-star in your next film. During the filming we will fall in love, conduct a whirlwind off-set romance, and announce to the world that we will tie the knot ..."
 
What else do you *want* in a Cary Grant film, other than a female co-star, and him being coy about her advances?


== In the News ==
File:Spinning_Thistle.jpg|link=Spinning Thistle|2016: Artificially intelligent signed first edition of '''''[[Spinning Thistle]]''''' breaks free of its NFT registry, stalks Cary Grant, proposes marriage; Cary handles the debacle with aplomb.


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* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* ''[[Have You Never Been Kafka]]''
* ''[[Spinning Thistle]]''


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1563922992861675526 Post] @ Twitter - Cary Grant is Trending
* [https://www.facebook.com/allen.hamilton.967/posts/1357835088005104?comment_id=1357879624667317 Comment] @ Facebook.
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1386284231236587521 Post] @ Twitter (25 April 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1386284231236587521 Post] @ Twitter (25 April 2021)
* [https://www.facebook.com/groups/concellation/permalink/351040639276740/?comment_id=351430482571089 Comment] @ Facebook
* [https://www.facebook.com/groups/concellation/permalink/351040639276740/?comment_id=351430482571089 Comment] @ Facebook
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Latest revision as of 09:15, 28 August 2022

"Marry Me, Cary Grant!"

Marry me, Cary Grant! I love you!

First let me co-star in your next film. During the filming we will fall in love, conduct a whirlwind off-set romance, and announce to the world that we will tie the knot *as soon as it's legal for heterosexual men to marry each other.

What else do you *want* in a Cary Grant film, other than a female co-star?

In the News

  • Have You Never Been Kafka is an autobiographical book by Franz Kafka "as told to Olivia Newton-John".

    Have You Never Been Kafka is an autobiographical book by Franz Kafka "as told to Olivia Newton-John".

  • 2016: Artificially intelligent signed first edition of Spinning Thistle breaks free of its NFT registry, stalks Cary Grant, proposes marriage; Cary handles the debacle with aplomb.

    2016: Artificially intelligent signed first edition of Spinning Thistle breaks free of its NFT registry, stalks Cary Grant, proposes marriage; Cary handles the debacle with aplomb.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

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