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'''''Denies Urge''''' is a 2021 action-sexual abstinence education film written, directed by, and starring and Steven Seagal as an ex-Navy SEAL who must deny his sexual urges aboard the U.S. Navy battleship ''Missouri'', which has been seized by mercenary bad boy Tommy Lee Jones and his gang of leather-wearing toughs.
[[File:Denies Urge (tweet).png|thumb|''Denies Urge'' (screenshot of social media post).]]'''''Denies Urge''''' is a 2021 action-sexual abstinence education film written, directed by, and starring Steven Seagal as an ex-Navy SEAL who must deny his sexual urges aboard the U.S. Navy battleship ''Missouri'', which has been seized by mercenary bad boy Tommy Lee Jones and his gang of leather-clad toughs.


== Plot summary ==
== Plot summary ==
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File:Staffed versus Blacula.jpg|link=Staffed|'''''[[Staffed]]''''' is a 1971 American crime action film series about John Staffed, a martial arts master who uses quarterstaves to defend Harlem from white criminals, vampires, and other undesirables.  Shown here:  ''Staffed versus Blacula''.
File:The Best Little Debbie in Dallas.jpg|link=The Best Little Debbie in Dallas|'''''[[The Best Little Debbie in Dallas]]''''' is an American sex education film starring Bambi Woods and Dom DeLuise.
File:The Count of Monte Krypton.jpg|link=The Count of Monte Krypton|'''''[[The Count of Monte Krypton]]''''' is a 2002 historical crime drama film adaptation of the 1844 novel of the same name by [REDACTED].
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* [[Singapore in the Desert]]
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Latest revision as of 09:00, 31 March 2022

Denies Urge (screenshot of social media post).

Denies Urge is a 2021 action-sexual abstinence education film written, directed by, and starring Steven Seagal as an ex-Navy SEAL who must deny his sexual urges aboard the U.S. Navy battleship Missouri, which has been seized by mercenary bad boy Tommy Lee Jones and his gang of leather-clad toughs.

Plot summary

Ex-Navy SEAL Stephen Seagull (Seagal) must deny his sexual urges after bad boy Tommy Lee Jones and his gang of leather-wearing toughs seize the USS Missouri, while negotiating the unfamiliar and disquieting advances of hetero kink Erika Eleniak.

Anagrams

"Denies Urge" is an anagram of "Under Siege".

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  • Staffed is a 1971 American crime action film series about John Staffed, a martial arts master who uses quarterstaves to defend Harlem from white criminals, vampires, and other undesirables. Shown here: Staffed versus Blacula.

    Staffed is a 1971 American crime action film series about John Staffed, a martial arts master who uses quarterstaves to defend Harlem from white criminals, vampires, and other undesirables. Shown here: Staffed versus Blacula.

  • The Best Little Debbie in Dallas is an American sex education film starring Bambi Woods and Dom DeLuise.

    The Best Little Debbie in Dallas is an American sex education film starring Bambi Woods and Dom DeLuise.

  • The Count of Monte Krypton is a 2002 historical crime drama film adaptation of the 1844 novel of the same name by [REDACTED].

    The Count of Monte Krypton is a 2002 historical crime drama film adaptation of the 1844 novel of the same name by [REDACTED].

  • Dubai Hard is a 2021 Emirati-American action-architecture film written and directed by architect Hayri Atak, and starring Bruce Willis.

    Dubai Hard is a 2021 Emirati-American action-architecture film written and directed by architect Hayri Atak, and starring Bruce Willis.

  • Prelude to Bisexuality is an alleged underground pornographic film assembled from scenes edited out of the 1960 film Spartacus.

    Prelude to Bisexuality is an alleged underground pornographic film assembled from scenes edited out of the 1960 film Spartacus.

  • How Unimaginable is Unimaginable? is a short documentary film about an unholy threesome between Eros, Thanatos, and various Elder Gods.

    How Unimaginable is Unimaginable? is a short documentary film about an unholy threesome between Eros, Thanatos, and various Elder Gods.

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