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An inquiry into the Florida congressman's shiny blue grid-pattern jacket over purple tie against red CPAC background was "a crime against media spin principles," people briefed on it said.
An inquiry into the Florida congressman's shiny blue grid-pattern jacket over purple tie against red CPAC background was "a crime against media spin principles," people briefed on it said.
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== I'm no Boethius ==
In a forward to the 10 April 2021 edition of the book, Gaetz states that he "draw[s] confidence knowing that the silent majority is growing louder every day" before admitting:
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I'm no Boethius.
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Latest revision as of 11:03, 14 February 2022

Analysis of Matt Gaetz's speech at CPAC reveals "quantum fashion anomalies which cannot be accounted for by the standard model of high-energy literature."

"Unrattled: the Matt Gaetz Story" is a transdimensional corporation derived from high-energy literature experiments which simulates Matt Gaetz's fashion sense.

Media deformations

Matt Gaetz Is Said to Face Justice Dept. Inquiry Over Taste in Clothing

An inquiry into the Florida congressman's shiny blue grid-pattern jacket over purple tie against red CPAC background was "a crime against media spin principles," people briefed on it said.

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (31 March 2021)
  • Post @ Facebook (31 March 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (31 March 2021)