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[[File:Cornish_Xansty.jpg|thumb|Freshly emergent Cornish Xansty spawn.]]The '''Cornish Xansty Shape Theft''' event is an annual emergence of petty [[shape theft]] crimes against Cornish Xansty spawn. | [[File:Cornish_Xansty.jpg|thumb|Freshly emergent Cornish Xansty spawn.]]The '''Cornish Xansty Shape Theft''' event is an annual emergence of petty [[shape theft]] crimes against Cornish Xansty spawn. | ||
== Investigation == | |||
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Early springtime emergence of Cornish Xansty spawn raises risk of Shape Theft | |||
"Rectilinear geometry, predictable routine — a classic Shape Kidnapping for ransom waiting to happen" | |||
Source: Detective Fanciest Valor, [[APTO]] Math Crimes Unit, Food Division | |||
</blockquote> | |||
== Anagrams == | |||
"Fanciest Valor" is an anagram of "Francois Vatel". | |||
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fran%C3%A7ois_Vatel https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fran%C3%A7ois_Vatel] @ Wikipedia | |||
== In the News == | == In the News == | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:My_Mother_the_Core_Sample.jpg|link=My Mother the Core Sample|'''''[[My Mother the Core Sample]]''''' is a fantasy geology sitcom television series. | |||
File:Dessert_cubes_for_astronauts_-_Yearbook_of_Agriculture._1966.jpg|link=Shape theft|Mid-1960's astronaut dessert cubes "at high risk of [[Shape theft|Shape Theft]] due to their historical significance and the great desire by citizens of every nation to experience the last remaining astronaut dessert cubes with their own eyes, if not their own taste buds." | File:Dessert_cubes_for_astronauts_-_Yearbook_of_Agriculture._1966.jpg|link=Shape theft|Mid-1960's astronaut dessert cubes "at high risk of [[Shape theft|Shape Theft]] due to their historical significance and the great desire by citizens of every nation to experience the last remaining astronaut dessert cubes with their own eyes, if not their own taste buds." | ||
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* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* [[Mathematics]] | * [[Mathematics]] | ||
* ''[[My Mother the Core Sample]]'' | |||
* [[Shape theft]] | * [[Shape theft]] | ||
* [[The Boxes]] | * [[The Boxes]] | ||
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== External links == | == External links == | ||
* [ Post] @ Twitter (2 April 2021) | * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1382070631408271362 Post] @ Twitter (13 April 2021) - "Cornish Xansty Humane Society" | ||
* [https://www.facebook.com/karl.gregory.jones/posts/10225692861006887 Post] @ Facebook (2 April 2021) | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1378012524201803783 Post] @ Twitter (2 April 2021) | |||
[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Food (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:APTO]] | [[Category:APTO]] | ||
[[Category:Crimes against mathematical constants]] | [[Category:Crimes against mathematical constants]] | ||
[[Category:Food]] | |||
[[Category:Shape theft]] |
Latest revision as of 07:20, 7 February 2024
The Cornish Xansty Shape Theft event is an annual emergence of petty shape theft crimes against Cornish Xansty spawn.
Investigation
Early springtime emergence of Cornish Xansty spawn raises risk of Shape Theft
"Rectilinear geometry, predictable routine — a classic Shape Kidnapping for ransom waiting to happen"
Source: Detective Fanciest Valor, APTO Math Crimes Unit, Food Division
Anagrams
"Fanciest Valor" is an anagram of "Francois Vatel".
In the News
My Mother the Core Sample is a fantasy geology sitcom television series.
Mid-1960's astronaut dessert cubes "at high risk of Shape Theft due to their historical significance and the great desire by citizens of every nation to experience the last remaining astronaut dessert cubes with their own eyes, if not their own taste buds."
Fiction cross-reference
- Crimes against mathematical constants
- Geometry solvent
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Mathematics
- My Mother the Core Sample
- Shape theft
- The Boxes