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[[File:Danny DeVito Penguin doll.jpg|thumb|Danny DeVito doll.]]"But I didn't need to see [Danny DeVito] in his underwear!"
[[File:The Penguins' Underwear.jpg|thumb|Earliest known promotional materials for '''''The Penguin's Underwear'''''.]][[File:Danny DeVito Penguin doll.jpg|thumb|Danny DeVito doll.]]'''''The Penguin's Underwear''''' is a short documentary film about Danny DeVito imitators.
 
== Transcript ==
 
<blockquote>
"But I didn't need to see [Danny DeVito] in his underwear!"


So— you *wanted* to see Danny DeVito in the Penguin's underwear?
So— you *wanted* to see Danny DeVito in the Penguin's underwear?


Show the court on this anatomically correct Danny DeVito doll exactly where you wanted to see the Penguin's underwear.
Show the court on this anatomically correct Danny DeVito doll exactly where you wanted to see the Penguin's underwear.
</blockquote>


== In the News ==
== In the News ==


<gallery>
<gallery>
File:Eternal_Dark_Side_of_the_Thoughtless_Mind.jpg|link=Eternal Dark Side of the Thoughtless Mind|'''''[[Eternal Dark Side of the Thoughtless Mind]]''''' is a 2004 American drama film which follows two halves of a bisociated billionaire who have erased each other from their memories. The film uses elements of psychological thriller, science fiction, and a nonlinear narrative to explore the nature of Batman and the Joker.
File:The Phoetus.jpg|link=The Phoetus|"'''[[The Phoetus]]'''" is a poem by the English poet and alleged time-traveler William Blake 1.1, published in 1794 as part of his ''Songs of Abortion'' collection and rising to notoriety in the somatic period.
File:The_Dark_Penis_Envy_Rises.jpg|link=The Dark Penis Envy Rises|'''''[[The Dark Penis Envy Rises]]''''' is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of ''The Dark Penis Envy'', the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and save Gotham City from neurotic breakdown.
File:Penguin Stars and Stripes.jpg|link=The Penguin (nonfiction)|'''[[The Penguin (nonfiction)|The Penguin]]''' ('''Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot''') is a fictional villain appearing in American comic books published by [[DC Comics (nonfiction)|DC Comics]].  
File:Penguin Stars and Stripes.jpg|link=The Penguin (nonfiction)|'''[[The Penguin (nonfiction)|The Penguin]]''' ('''Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot''') is a fictional villain appearing in American comic books published by [[DC Comics (nonfiction)|DC Comics]].  


File:The_Dark_Penis_Envy_Rises.jpg|link=The Dark Penis Envy Rises|'''''[[The Dark Penis Envy Rises]]''''' is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of ''The Dark Penis Envy'', the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and save Gotham City from neurotic breakdown.
File:Batman_-_the_Premature_Years.jpg|link=Batman: the Premature Years|Gary Coleman played the Kindly Bats who rescued and raised eight-months gestated Bruce Wayne in '''''[[Batman: the Premature Years]]'''''.
 
File:Touch_the_Grass,_Shock_the_Monkey_-_Whatever_it_Takes.jpg|link=Touch the Grass, Shock the Monkey|'''[[Touch the Grass, Shock the Monkey]]''' is a rock experimental behavioral research psychology group which performs covert consumer preference modifications for the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
 
</gallery>
</gallery>


== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* ''[[Batman: the Premature Years]]''
* [[Batman vs. Punisher]]
* [[Batman vs. Punisher]]
* ''[[Eternal Dark Side of the Thoughtless Mind]]''
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* ''[[The Dark Penis Envy Rises]]''
* ''[[The Phoetus]]''
* [[Touch the Grass, Shock the Monkey]]


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1376213520791011335 Post] @ Twitter
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1423467253098504197 Post] @ Twitter (5 Aug 2021)


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Latest revision as of 16:41, 20 November 2021

Earliest known promotional materials for The Penguin's Underwear.
Danny DeVito doll.

The Penguin's Underwear is a short documentary film about Danny DeVito imitators.

Transcript

"But I didn't need to see [Danny DeVito] in his underwear!"

So— you *wanted* to see Danny DeVito in the Penguin's underwear?

Show the court on this anatomically correct Danny DeVito doll exactly where you wanted to see the Penguin's underwear.

In the News

  • Eternal Dark Side of the Thoughtless Mind is a 2004 American drama film which follows two halves of a bisociated billionaire who have erased each other from their memories. The film uses elements of psychological thriller, science fiction, and a nonlinear narrative to explore the nature of Batman and the Joker.

    Eternal Dark Side of the Thoughtless Mind is a 2004 American drama film which follows two halves of a bisociated billionaire who have erased each other from their memories. The film uses elements of psychological thriller, science fiction, and a nonlinear narrative to explore the nature of Batman and the Joker.

  • "The Phoetus" is a poem by the English poet and alleged time-traveler William Blake 1.1, published in 1794 as part of his Songs of Abortion collection and rising to notoriety in the somatic period.

    "The Phoetus" is a poem by the English poet and alleged time-traveler William Blake 1.1, published in 1794 as part of his Songs of Abortion collection and rising to notoriety in the somatic period.

  • The Dark Penis Envy Rises is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of The Dark Penis Envy, the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and save Gotham City from neurotic breakdown.

    The Dark Penis Envy Rises is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of The Dark Penis Envy, the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and save Gotham City from neurotic breakdown.

  • The Penguin (Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot) is a fictional villain appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics.

    The Penguin (Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot) is a fictional villain appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics.

  • Gary Coleman played the Kindly Bats who rescued and raised eight-months gestated Bruce Wayne in Batman: the Premature Years.

    Gary Coleman played the Kindly Bats who rescued and raised eight-months gestated Bruce Wayne in Batman: the Premature Years.

  • Touch the Grass, Shock the Monkey is a rock experimental behavioral research psychology group which performs covert consumer preference modifications for the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

    Touch the Grass, Shock the Monkey is a rock experimental behavioral research psychology group which performs covert consumer preference modifications for the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (5 Aug 2021)


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