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File:Blue Lace Hooks.jpg|link=Blue Lace Hooks|'''''[[Blue Lace Hooks]]''''' is a 1958 erotic thriller film starring Lana Turner and Red Buttons.
 
File:Blade Rubber.jpg|link=Blade Rubber|'''''[[Blade Rubber]]''''' is a 1982 coming-of-age film about a developmentally delayed police officer (Harrison Ford) who tracks down a woman (Miss November) he only knows from a pre-war magazine.
 
File:Denies Urge (tweet).png|link=Denies Urge|'''''[[Denies Urge]]''''' is a 2021 action-sexual abstinence education film written, directed by, and starring and Steven Seagal as an ex-Navy SEAL who must deny his sexual urges aboard the U.S. Navy battleship ''Missouri'', which has been seized by mercenary bad boy Tommy Lee Jones and his gang of leather-wearing toughs.
 
File:Peano_Curve_(sexual_topology).jpg|link=Peano curve (sexual topology)|The '''[[Peano curve (sexual topology)|Peano curve]]''' is an alleged transdimensional sexual [[Topology (nonfiction)|topology]] which exerts pleasures normally unavailable to Euclidean organisms.
 
File:Parthenogenesis is to Lysistrata.png|link=Parthenogenesis is to Lysistrata|'''[[Parthenogenesis is to Lysistrata]]''' as ''x'' is to sociobiology. Solve for ''x''.
 
File:Pooh vs. Alien (tweet).jpg|link=Pooh vs. Alien|'''''[[Pooh vs. Alien]]''''' is a 2021 children's action-education film. Plot: Piglet and Eeyore are caught in the crossfire of an ancient battle between Winnie-the-Pooh and aliens as they attempt to entertain children long enough for their parents to have some overdue sex.
 
File:The_Dark_Penis_Envy_Rises.jpg|link=The Dark Penis Envy Rises|'''''[[The Dark Penis Envy Rises]]''''' is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of ''The Dark Penis Envy'', the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and save Gotham City from neurotic breakdown.


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File:Jacket Potatoes.jpg|link=Jacket Potatoes|'''[[Jacket Potatoes]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which functions as an erotic snack food.
 
File:Pink_Trombone_and_Taffy_Bomb.jpg|link=Pink Trombone and Taffy Bomb|'''[[Pink Trombone and Taffy Bomb]]'''.


File:Sleeping_Trees_(tweet).png|link=Sleeping Trees|'''''[[Sleeping Trees]]''''': I once asked trees (here in Minnesota) if they feel pain during winter, from the cold. "We sleep," replied the trees.
File:How_Unimaginable_is_Unimaginable_(tweet).jpg|link=How Unimaginable is Unimaginable?|'''''[[How Unimaginable is Unimaginable?]]''''' is a short [[Documentary film (nonfiction)|documentary film]] about an unholy threesome between Eros, Thanatos, and various Elder Gods.


File:Let The Thing Out.jpg|link=Let The Thing Out|"'''[[Let The Thing Out]]'''"—<br>Call on whatever Power you need<br>Give yourself up to that Power<br>Let your Song, your Poem, burn its way out of your heart
File:Under the Skin.jpg|link=Under the Skin|'''''[[Under the Skin]]''''' is a 2013 science fiction film about an otherworldly woman (Scarlett Johansson) who preys on orchard workers in Scotland.


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