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"'''On the Origin of Melba Toast'''" is a short poem by [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]].
[[File:On_the_Origin_of_Melba_Toast_(twitter).png|thumb|"On the Origin of Melba Toast" (social media post screenshot). Left: Viktor Vasnetsov's 1883 ''The Feast''. Right: Melba toast.]]"'''On the Origin of Melba Toast'''" is a short poem by [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]].


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"On the Origin of Melba Toast" (social media post screenshot). Left: Viktor Vasnetsov's 1883 The Feast. Right: Melba toast.

"On the Origin of Melba Toast" is a short poem by Karl Jones.

On the Origin of Melba Toast

I'll bet it goes way back to the Cro-Magnon era:

"Shit, you burned the toast in the campfire—!"

Over millions of years, evolutionary pressures resulted in less-burned toast, and eventually the well-toasted Melba Toast we enjoy today.

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