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'''Hockey Fights and Car Fires''' is a song by an as-yet [11 February 2021] unidentified [[Artificial intelligence (nonfiction)|artificial intelligence]].
[[File:Hockey_Fights_and_Car_Fires.jpg|thumb|Hockey Fights and Car Fires (never get me down).]]'''Hockey Fights and Car Fires''' is a song by an as-yet [28 August 2021] unidentified [[Artificial intelligence (nonfiction)|artificial intelligence]].


== Lyrics ===
== Lyrics ==


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Hangin' around<br>
Hangin' around<br>
Nothin' to do but frown<br>
Nothin' to do but frown<br>
Hockey fights and car fires always get me down
Hockey fights and car fires never get me down
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Also, I like hockey better than figure skating, because hockey is like figure skating with occasional fist fights.  It's not often that "the gloves come off", but when they do, oh Lord, the sight of grown men on skates on ice exchanging blows at close quarters — that is *sport*.
Also, I like hockey better than figure skating, because hockey is like figure skating with occasional fist fights.  It's not often that "the gloves come off", but when they do, oh Lord, the sight of grown men on skates on ice exchanging blows at close quarters — that is *sport*.


Now back our to our regularly scheduled burning automobiles
Now back our to our regularly scheduled burning automobiles.
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<gallery>
File:Tire Fires of the Rich and Famous.jpg|link=Tire Fires of the Rich and Famous|'''''[[Tire Fires of the Rich and Famous]]''''' is an American television series featuring the extravagant tire fires of wealthy entertainers, athletes, socialites, and magnates.
File:Slap Shot 2 - Rise of Nosferatu.jpg|link=Slap Shot 2: Rise of Nosferatu|'''''[[Slap Shot 2: Rise of Nosferatu]]''''' is a 1977 American sports horror film starring Paul Newman and Michael Ontkean.
File:Velvet Days and Mondays (Always Get Me Blue).jpg|link=Velvet Days and Mondays (Always Get Me Blue)|'''''[[Velvet Days and Mondays (Always Get Me Blue)]]''''' is a musical noir thriller film directed by David Lynch and starring Kyle MacLachlan, Dennis Hopper, David Lynch, and the Carpenters.
File:Squad 51 Where Are You.jpg|link=Squad 51 Where Are You?|'''''[[Squad 51 Where Are You?]]''''' is a reality television series that combines the medical drama and action-comedy genres. The series stars Randolph Mantooth and Kevin Tighe as paramedics and improv comedians in the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere area.
File:Careful With That Bic, Eugene.jpg|link=Careful With That Bic, Eugene|"'''[[Careful With That Bic, Eugene]]'''" is a fire safety awareness campaign song written and performed by Pink Floyd.
File:How_Gone_We_Far.jpg|link=How Gone We Far|"'''[[How Gone We Far]]'''" is a song by scholar, philosopher, and professor of high-energy literature Erasmus 1.1.
File:The New Colossus Demolition Derby.jpg|link=The New Colossus|"'''[[The New Colossus]]'''" is a demolition derby event inspired by a short poem of the same name by Real Mazumas.
File:Dinkley_and_Roth.jpg|link=Dinkley & Roth|'''''[[Dinkley & Roth]]''''' is a comedy television series starring Velma Dinkley and David Lee Roth.
File:Roller Boogie Nights.jpg|link=Roller Boogie Nights|'''''[[Roller Boogie Nights]]''''' is 1979 American period drama film which chronicles the Golden Age of Roller Killing in the 1970s through the excesses and destruction of the 1980s.
File:We've_only_just_begun_to_breath_(twitter).png|link=We've Only Just Begun|"[[We've Only Just Begun]] (to Breath)" (social media screenshot).
</gallery>
</gallery>


== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* ''[[Dinkley & Roth]]''
* [[Careful With That Bic, Eugene]]
* [[Escutcheon Brothers Protective Services]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[How Gone We Far]]
* ''[[Roller Boogie Nights]]
* ''[[Slap Shot 2: Rise of Nosferatu]]''
* ''[[Squad 51 Where Are You?]]''
* [[The New Colossus]]
* ''[[Tire Fires of the Rich and Famous]]''
* [[Velvet Days and Mondays]]
* [[We've Only Just Begun]] (to breath)


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [ Comment] @ Facebook
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vehicle_fire Vehicle fire] @ Wikipedia
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainy_Days_and_Mondays Rainy Days and Mondays] @ Wikipedia
 
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjFoQxjgbrs Rainy Days and Mondays - The Carpenters] @ YouTube
 
=== Social media ===
 
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1605216423525158913 Post] @ Twitter (20 December 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1470117990649765892 Post] @ Twitter (12 December 2021)
* [https://www.facebook.com/tyler.tork.5/posts/4067619593270706?comment_id=4067621623270503&reply_comment_id=4067749963257669 Comment] @ Facebook
* [https://www.facebook.com/GnomonChronicles/posts/2642216912569617 Post] @ Facebook
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1360259579322511363 Post] @ Twitter (12 February 2021)
 


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[[Category:Songs]]
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Latest revision as of 20:07, 25 April 2024

Hockey Fights and Car Fires (never get me down).

Hockey Fights and Car Fires is a song by an as-yet [28 August 2021] unidentified artificial intelligence.

Lyrics

Talkin' to myself and feelin' old
Sometimes I'd like to quit
Nothin' ever seems to fit
Hangin' around
Nothin' to do but frown
Hockey fights and car fires never get me down

Commentary

Sadly, this image reminds me that I am fascinated by flaming cars—a morbid hobby.

Also, I like hockey better than figure skating, because hockey is like figure skating with occasional fist fights. It's not often that "the gloves come off", but when they do, oh Lord, the sight of grown men on skates on ice exchanging blows at close quarters — that is *sport*.

Now back our to our regularly scheduled burning automobiles.

In the News

  • Tire Fires of the Rich and Famous is an American television series featuring the extravagant tire fires of wealthy entertainers, athletes, socialites, and magnates.

    Tire Fires of the Rich and Famous is an American television series featuring the extravagant tire fires of wealthy entertainers, athletes, socialites, and magnates.

  • Slap Shot 2: Rise of Nosferatu is a 1977 American sports horror film starring Paul Newman and Michael Ontkean.

    Slap Shot 2: Rise of Nosferatu is a 1977 American sports horror film starring Paul Newman and Michael Ontkean.

  • Velvet Days and Mondays (Always Get Me Blue) is a musical noir thriller film directed by David Lynch and starring Kyle MacLachlan, Dennis Hopper, David Lynch, and the Carpenters.

    Velvet Days and Mondays (Always Get Me Blue) is a musical noir thriller film directed by David Lynch and starring Kyle MacLachlan, Dennis Hopper, David Lynch, and the Carpenters.

  • Squad 51 Where Are You? is a reality television series that combines the medical drama and action-comedy genres. The series stars Randolph Mantooth and Kevin Tighe as paramedics and improv comedians in the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere area.

    Squad 51 Where Are You? is a reality television series that combines the medical drama and action-comedy genres. The series stars Randolph Mantooth and Kevin Tighe as paramedics and improv comedians in the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere area.

  • "Careful With That Bic, Eugene" is a fire safety awareness campaign song written and performed by Pink Floyd.

    "Careful With That Bic, Eugene" is a fire safety awareness campaign song written and performed by Pink Floyd.

  • "How Gone We Far" is a song by scholar, philosopher, and professor of high-energy literature Erasmus 1.1.

    "How Gone We Far" is a song by scholar, philosopher, and professor of high-energy literature Erasmus 1.1.

  • "The New Colossus" is a demolition derby event inspired by a short poem of the same name by Real Mazumas.

    "The New Colossus" is a demolition derby event inspired by a short poem of the same name by Real Mazumas.

  • Dinkley & Roth is a comedy television series starring Velma Dinkley and David Lee Roth.

    Dinkley & Roth is a comedy television series starring Velma Dinkley and David Lee Roth.

  • Roller Boogie Nights is 1979 American period drama film which chronicles the Golden Age of Roller Killing in the 1970s through the excesses and destruction of the 1980s.

    Roller Boogie Nights is 1979 American period drama film which chronicles the Golden Age of Roller Killing in the 1970s through the excesses and destruction of the 1980s.

  • "We've Only Just Begun (to Breath)" (social media screenshot).

    "We've Only Just Begun (to Breath)" (social media screenshot).

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (20 December 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (12 December 2021)
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