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'''Health Minister spongiform encephalopathy''' (HMSE), commonly known as '''mad Health Minister disease''', is a neurodegenerative disease of Health Ministers. | [[File:Health_Minister_spongiform_encephalopathy_infographic.jpg|thumb|Health Minister spongiform encephalopathy infographic.]]'''Health Minister spongiform encephalopathy''' (HMSE), commonly known as '''mad Health Minister disease''', is a neurodegenerative disease of Health Ministers. | ||
HMSE is thought to be due to an infection by a misfolded protein, known as a prion. | HMSE is thought to be due to an infection by a misfolded protein, known as a prion. | ||
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Symptoms include abnormal behavior, trouble walking, and the compulsive desire to make health care policy statements while eating human flesh. | Symptoms include abnormal behavior, trouble walking, and the compulsive desire to make health care policy statements while eating human flesh. | ||
The time between infection and onset of | The time between infection and onset of degenerative health care policy statements is generally four to five years. | ||
Time from onset of symptoms to replacement by a successor Health Minister is generally weeks to months. | Time from onset of symptoms to replacement by a successor Health Minister is generally weeks to months. | ||
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File:Planet_of_the_COVID.jpg|link=Planet of the COVID|'''''[[Planet of the COVID]]''''' is a global health catastrophe media franchise consisting of films, books, television series, comics, and other media about a world in which humans and COVID clash for control. | |||
File:I_Can't_Stop_Jabbing_You.jpg|link=I Can't Stop Jabbing You|"'''[[I Can't Stop Jabbing You]]'''" is a popular song written and composed by country singer, songwriter, and self-trained medical authority [REDACTED], who first recorded it on [REDACTED] 30, 1957, for RNA COVID Records. | |||
File:Walter_Reed's_Wheelbarrow.png|link=Walter Reed's Wheelbarrow|William Carlos Williams 2.0 presents its short poem "'''[[Walter Reed's Wheelbarrow]]'''" at the Health Minister Spongiform Encephalopathy Conference; reviews are mixed. | |||
File:Clone_Meat_(tweet).jpg|link=Clone Meat|"I would eat my own '''[[Clone Meat|clone meat]]''', if I could. I know it's bad for me because of Mad Human disease. But I would." | |||
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== Fiction cross-reference == | == Fiction cross-reference == | ||
* [[Clone Meat]] | |||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* [[I Can't Stop Jabbing You]] | |||
* ''[[Planet of the COVID]]'' | |||
* [[Rivet Cream]] | |||
* [[Walter Reed's Wheelbarrow]] | |||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | == Nonfiction cross-reference == | ||
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== External links == | == External links == | ||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1370465454947495937 Post] @ Twitter | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1329790811404464131 Post] @ Twitter | |||
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovine_spongiform_encephalopathy Bovine spongiform encephalopathy] @ Wikipedia | * [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovine_spongiform_encephalopathy Bovine spongiform encephalopathy] @ Wikipedia | ||
[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Diseases (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Food (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Health (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Politics (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Diseases]] | [[Category:Diseases]] | ||
Latest revision as of 18:14, 8 August 2021
Health Minister spongiform encephalopathy (HMSE), commonly known as mad Health Minister disease, is a neurodegenerative disease of Health Ministers.
HMSE is thought to be due to an infection by a misfolded protein, known as a prion.
Description
Symptoms include abnormal behavior, trouble walking, and the compulsive desire to make health care policy statements while eating human flesh.
The time between infection and onset of degenerative health care policy statements is generally four to five years.
Time from onset of symptoms to replacement by a successor Health Minister is generally weeks to months.
Spread to Ministers of Treasury and National Defense is believed to result in variant Crackpot-Budget disease (vCBD).
In the News
Planet of the COVID is a global health catastrophe media franchise consisting of films, books, television series, comics, and other media about a world in which humans and COVID clash for control.
!["I Can't Stop Jabbing You" is a popular song written and composed by country singer, songwriter, and self-trained medical authority [REDACTED], who first recorded it on [REDACTED] 30, 1957, for RNA COVID Records.](/w/images/thumb/b/bb/I_Can%27t_Stop_Jabbing_You.jpg/120px-I_Can%27t_Stop_Jabbing_You.jpg)
"I Can't Stop Jabbing You" is a popular song written and composed by country singer, songwriter, and self-trained medical authority [REDACTED], who first recorded it on [REDACTED] 30, 1957, for RNA COVID Records.
William Carlos Williams 2.0 presents its short poem "Walter Reed's Wheelbarrow" at the Health Minister Spongiform Encephalopathy Conference; reviews are mixed.
"I would eat my own clone meat, if I could. I know it's bad for me because of Mad Human disease. But I would."
Fiction cross-reference
- Clone Meat
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- I Can't Stop Jabbing You
- Planet of the COVID
- Rivet Cream
- Walter Reed's Wheelbarrow
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Post @ Twitter
- Post @ Twitter
- Bovine spongiform encephalopathy @ Wikipedia