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"Dear Diary, So glad I stole the Death Star and repurposed it as a self-sustaining eldercare retirement facility near a temperate planet with about ninety-percent Earth gravity.  Life is good."  
[[File:Dear Diary (Death Star edition).jpg|thumb|"Dear Diary, So glad I stole the Death Star and repurposed it as a self-sustaining eldercare retirement facility near a temperate planet with about ninety-percent Earth gravity.  Life is good."]]"Dear Diary, So glad I stole the Death Star and repurposed it as a self-sustaining eldercare retirement facility near a temperate planet with about ninety-percent Earth gravity.  Life is good."
 
== Origin ==
 
The diary entry was discovered by amateur [[gnomon algorithm]] theorist [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]] on July 7, 2020, while writing comments on Facebook.
 
== Repurpose a Dystopia Challenge ==
[[File:Repurpose a Dystopia Challenge.jpg|thumb|Repurpose a Dystopia Challenge.]]
After writing Dear Diary (Death Star edition), Jones was inspired to use it as an example of [[Repurpose a Dystopia Challenge|repurposing a dystopia]].


== In the News ==
== In the News ==


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File:The United States is larger than the Death Star but smaller than the Earth.jpg|link=The United States is larger than the Death Star but smaller than the Earth.|"'''[[The United States is larger than the Death Star but smaller than the Earth]]'''" is rated "plausible" by the Ayn Rand Memorial Death Star Kickstarter Campaign Committee.
File:Jukebox Hal.jpg|link=Dear Diary (HAL 9000 edition)|July 8, 2020: "[[Dear Diary (HAL 9000 edition)|Dear Diary, HAL 9000 purchased]] after much computational haggling. I shall repurpose it as a jukebox."
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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[Ayn Rand Memorial Death Star]]
* [[Crimes against astronomical constants]]
* [[Crimes against astronomical constants]]
* [[Dear Diary (HAL 9000 edition)]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Repurpose a Dystopia Challenge]]


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [ Comment] @ Facebook
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1530628110583988225 Post] @ Twitter (28 May 2022) - #JediRetirementJobs #DeathStarRepurposed
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1390101526744600578 Post] @ Twitter (5 May 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1382072001439936518 Post] @ Twitter (13 April 2021)
* [https://www.facebook.com/groups/concellation/permalink/231159537931518/?comment_id=231165811264224 Comment] @ Facebook (7 July 2020) - part of the [[Repurpose a Dystopia Challenge]]
* [https://www.facebook.com/groups/concellation/permalink/231359811244824 Post] @ Facebook in Concellation 2020 group (7 July 2020)
** Shared to [https://www.facebook.com/GnomonChronicles/posts/2103165743141406 Gnomon Chronicles Facebook page]
* [https://www.facebook.com/groups/concellation/permalink/339732060407598/?comment_id=340550420325762 Comment] @ Facebook (25 December 2020) - "The 'explosion' of the Death Star was a staged fake. The true story is revealed in this diary entry —"




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Latest revision as of 12:13, 28 May 2022

"Dear Diary, So glad I stole the Death Star and repurposed it as a self-sustaining eldercare retirement facility near a temperate planet with about ninety-percent Earth gravity. Life is good."

"Dear Diary, So glad I stole the Death Star and repurposed it as a self-sustaining eldercare retirement facility near a temperate planet with about ninety-percent Earth gravity. Life is good."

Origin

The diary entry was discovered by amateur gnomon algorithm theorist Karl Jones on July 7, 2020, while writing comments on Facebook.

Repurpose a Dystopia Challenge

Repurpose a Dystopia Challenge.

After writing Dear Diary (Death Star edition), Jones was inspired to use it as an example of repurposing a dystopia.

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links