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'''CSI: Reptile Gastrointestinal Tract Unit''' is a television show in which a team herpetologists solve crimes related to reptile ingestion, digestion, and excretion.
[[File:CSI_Reptile_Gastrointestinal_Unit.jpg|thumb|Title card for Season One of CSI: Reptile Gastrointestinal Unit.]]'''CSI: Reptile Gastrointestinal Unit''' is a television crime drama show featuring a team of herpetological gastroenterologists who solve crimes related to reptile ingestion, digestion, and excretion.


== Episodes ==
== Episodes ==


=== Pilot ===
=== Pilot: "Bite the Hand That Feeds You" ===


When a Florida alligator bites the hand off a Mafia hitman with a different high-value fingerprint spliced onto each of his fingers, the RGT Unit must slither into action.
When a Florida alligator bites the hand off a Mafia hitman with a different high-value fingerprint spliced onto each of his fingers, the RGU must slither into action.
 
== CSI: Gentle Ben spinoff ==
 
Software developer and [[APTO]] consulting fabulist [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]] reports:
 
<blockquote>I met with [[Fell Swoop]], the regional head of programming at [[Extract of Radium]] and pitched the idea of a CSI spinoff featuring Gentle Ben in [[Gentle Ben, Bounty Hunter]].  Now it looks like Extract is going to take my idea and run with it, although Swoop said nothing about paying me.
</blockquote>
 
== History ==
 
Jones was inspired by an [https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/trespasser-camping-on-disney-worlds-abandoned-island-thought-it-was-a-tropical-paradise/170523/28 anecdote by user simonize] at Boing Boing:
 
<blockquote>
A friend used to be an animal control officer in Florida. There are special rules for how to dispose of an alligator that has bitten a piece off of somebody because now it contains human remains. (even if the victim survived)
</blockquote>
 
"That alligator-and-human-remains story is a comedy gold mine," Jones wrote later, in a reflective mood.  "The words 'special rules' give me the endorphin shivers."
 
== Hashtags ==
 
* <nowiki>#LizardNetwork</nowiki>


== In the News ==
== In the News ==


<gallery>
<gallery>
File:CSI Antikythera Mechanism.jpg|link=CSI: Antikythera Mechanism|'''''[[CSI: Antikythera Mechanism]]''''' is an archaeology procedural forensics crime drama television series about a team of detectives who use the Antikythera mechanism to solve crimes.
File:CSI Rumspringa.jpg|link=CSI: Rumspringa|'''''[[CSI: Rumspringa]]''''' is an American procedural forensics Amish crime drama television series.
File:Bee Squad.jpg|link=Bee Squad|'''''[[Bee Squad]]''''' is a television show about an optimistic young beekeeper (Jason Statham) on a mission to save the Earth.
File:Such a fine line between recreational lizard ultrasounds and artificial wombs for new dinosaurs.jpg|link=Such a fine line between recreational lizard ultrasounds and artificial wombs for new dinosaurs|'''[[Such a fine line between recreational lizard ultrasounds and artificial wombs for new dinosaurs]].'''
File:Blake_-_Reptiles_of_the_Mind.jpg|link=Reptiles of the Mind|"'''[[Reptiles of the Mind]]'''" is a song by printer, mystic, and songwriter William Blake about the idea that "The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind."
File:Erotic Grace.jpg|link=Erotic Grace|"'''[[Erotic Grace]]'''" is an anagram of "'''Great Cicero'''".
File:A_Field_Guide_to_Edible_Theropods.jpg|link=A Field Guide to Edible Theropods|'''''[[A Field Guide to Edible Theropods]]''''' is a book about preparing, cooking, serving, and eating various theropods.
</gallery>
</gallery>


== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* ''[[A Field Guide to Edible Theropods]]''
* [[Alligator Caddy]]
* ''[[Bee Squad]]''
* ''[[CSI: Antikythera Mechanism]]''
* ''[[CSI: Rumspringa]]''
* [[Erotic Grace]]
* [[Extract of Radium]]
* [[Gentle Ben, Bounty Hunter]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Reptiles of the Mind]]
* [[Such a fine line between recreational lizard ultrasounds and artificial wombs for new dinosaurs]]


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [ Comment] @ Boing Boing
=== Social media ===
 
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1666601462972010502 Post] @ Twitter (7 June 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1534217243457904640 Post] @ Twitter (7 June 2022) - #LizardNetwork
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1450902056655626248 Post] @ Twitter (20 October 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1385296140179017732 Post] @ Twitter (22 April 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1385051148894175233 Post] @ Twitter (21 April 2021)
* [https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/trespasser-camping-on-disney-worlds-abandoned-island-thought-it-was-a-tropical-paradise/170523/29?u=karl_jones Comment] @ Boing Boing


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[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Extract of Radium]]
[[Category:Television]]
[[Category:Animals (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Reptiles (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Television (nonfiction)]]

Latest revision as of 08:21, 13 August 2023

Title card for Season One of CSI: Reptile Gastrointestinal Unit.

CSI: Reptile Gastrointestinal Unit is a television crime drama show featuring a team of herpetological gastroenterologists who solve crimes related to reptile ingestion, digestion, and excretion.

Episodes

Pilot: "Bite the Hand That Feeds You"

When a Florida alligator bites the hand off a Mafia hitman with a different high-value fingerprint spliced onto each of his fingers, the RGU must slither into action.

CSI: Gentle Ben spinoff

Software developer and APTO consulting fabulist Karl Jones reports:

I met with Fell Swoop, the regional head of programming at Extract of Radium and pitched the idea of a CSI spinoff featuring Gentle Ben in Gentle Ben, Bounty Hunter. Now it looks like Extract is going to take my idea and run with it, although Swoop said nothing about paying me.

History

Jones was inspired by an anecdote by user simonize at Boing Boing:

A friend used to be an animal control officer in Florida. There are special rules for how to dispose of an alligator that has bitten a piece off of somebody because now it contains human remains. (even if the victim survived)

"That alligator-and-human-remains story is a comedy gold mine," Jones wrote later, in a reflective mood. "The words 'special rules' give me the endorphin shivers."

Hashtags

  • #LizardNetwork

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (7 June 2023)
  • Post @ Twitter (7 June 2022) - #LizardNetwork
  • Post @ Twitter (20 October 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (22 April 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (21 April 2021)
  • Comment @ Boing Boing