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—Tie trousers at ankles<br> | |||
—Insert ferret(s) into trousers<br> | |||
—Pull belt tight<br> | |||
—Stand in front of judges as long as you can while animals with claws like hypodermic needles and teeth like number 16 carpet tacks try their damnedest to get out | |||
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* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1372482712121044993 Post] @ Twitter | |||
* [https://www.outsideonline.com/1902036/king-ferret-leggers The King of the Ferret Leggers] - "What kind of person sticks a ferret down his pants for more than five consecutive hours? Our writer tried to find out." | * [https://www.outsideonline.com/1902036/king-ferret-leggers The King of the Ferret Leggers] - "What kind of person sticks a ferret down his pants for more than five consecutive hours? Our writer tried to find out." | ||
* [https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/why-did-this-gentleman-put-a-chainsaw-in-his-pants/142388/34?u=karl_jones Comment] @ Boing Boing | * [https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/why-did-this-gentleman-put-a-chainsaw-in-his-pants/142388/34?u=karl_jones Comment] @ Boing Boing | ||
[[Category: | [[Category:Nonfiction (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Animals (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Ferrets (nonfiction)]] | |||
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Latest revision as of 17:38, 15 August 2023
Ferret legging
—Tie trousers at ankles
—Insert ferret(s) into trousers
—Pull belt tight
—Stand in front of judges as long as you can while animals with claws like hypodermic needles and teeth like number 16 carpet tacks try their damnedest to get out
- Post @ Twitter
- The King of the Ferret Leggers - "What kind of person sticks a ferret down his pants for more than five consecutive hours? Our writer tried to find out."
- Comment @ Boing Boing