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[[File:Bacteriophage Exterior.svg|thumb|Transdimensional corporations often have mascots, such as this four-dimensional bacteriophage.]]A '''transdimensional corporation''' ('''TD''', '''TD corp''', ), also known as a '''quantum corporation''', is an organization that owns or controls production of goods or services in one or more dimensions other than their root state.
[[File:Phagey the Extract of Radium mascot.png|thumb|Transdimensional corporations often have mascots, such as this four-dimensional bacteriophage sponsored by [[Extract of Radium]].]]A '''transdimensional corporation''' ('''TD''', '''TD corp''', ), also known as a '''quantum corporation''', is an organization that owns or controls production of goods or services in one or more dimensions other than their root state.


By contrast, [[Multinational corporation (nonfiction)|multinational corporations]] are bound to three dimensions and the flow of time.
By contrast, [[Multinational corporation (nonfiction)|multinational corporations]] are bound to three dimensions and the flow of time.


[[Extract of Radium]] is a delicious, information-rich beverage, capable of marketing itself in several dimensions. Humans love it!
== Commentary ==


[[National Razor]] provides [[mass execution (nonfiction)|mass execution]] services, specializing in [[Knife (nonfiction)|knives]] and other edged [[Weapon (nonfiction)|weapons]].
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In the beginning was barter.
 
Then coins got invented as tools of empire.
 
Then empires invented corporations.
 
Then transnational corporations invented themselves.
 
The next logical step is #transdimensional #corporations.
</blockquote>
 
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1387180323981647880 Post] @ Twitter (27 April 2021)


== In the News ==
== In the News ==
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File:Mark Twain by Abdullah Frères, 1867.jpg|link=Mark Twain (nonfiction)|[[Mark Twain (nonfiction)|Mark Twain]] declines to invest in transdimensional corporation, denounces offer as "a pyramid scheme of Pharaonic proportions."
File:Mark Twain by Abdullah Frères, 1867.jpg|link=Mark Twain (nonfiction)|[[Mark Twain (nonfiction)|Mark Twain]] declines to invest in transdimensional corporation, denounces offer as "a pyramid scheme of Pharaonic proportions."


File:Nysa on Maeander Library Upgrade.jpg|link=Nysa on the Maeander|[[Nysa on the Maeander]] upgrading to full transdimensional corporation status. Note the grid-shaped progress bar in the foreground.
File:Gabriel Cramer.jpg|link=Gabriel Cramer (nonfiction)|July 30, 1751: Mathematician, physicist, and [[APTO]] field agent [[Gabriel Cramer (nonfiction)|Gabriel Cramer]] publishes Cramer's Gnomon, giving a general formula for the solution for any unknown in a [[Gnomon algorithm]] system having a unique solution, in terms of [[transdimensional corporations]] implied by the system.
 
File:Humans Love It.png|link=Humans Love It!|''[[Humans Love It!]]'' is the official slogan of [[Extract of Radium]].


File:Vereinigte_Ostindische_Compagnie_bond.jpg|Bond, issued by Dutch East India Company in 1623, converted to transdimensional corporation.
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* [[National Razor]]
* [[National Razor]]
* [[Owner-operated transdimensional corporation]]
* [[Owner-operated transdimensional corporation]]
* [[Transdimensional corporation]]
* [[Transdimensional prison]]
* [[Transdimensional prison]]
* ''[[Why Can't We See Transdimensional Tax Returns?]]'' is an influential book by mathematician [[Alice Beta]] about transdimensional corporations.


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==

Latest revision as of 18:46, 17 June 2021

Transdimensional corporations often have mascots, such as this four-dimensional bacteriophage sponsored by Extract of Radium.

A transdimensional corporation (TD, TD corp, ), also known as a quantum corporation, is an organization that owns or controls production of goods or services in one or more dimensions other than their root state.

By contrast, multinational corporations are bound to three dimensions and the flow of time.

Commentary

In the beginning was barter.

Then coins got invented as tools of empire.

Then empires invented corporations.

Then transnational corporations invented themselves.

The next logical step is #transdimensional #corporations.

  • Post @ Twitter (27 April 2021)

In the News

  • January 17, 1965: Extract of Radium opens new retail outlet in Palomares, Spain, in preparation for the Palomares nuclear weapons event.

    January 17, 1965: Extract of Radium opens new retail outlet in Palomares, Spain, in preparation for the Palomares nuclear weapons event.

  • Mark Twain declines to invest in transdimensional corporation, denounces offer as "a pyramid scheme of Pharaonic proportions."

    Mark Twain declines to invest in transdimensional corporation, denounces offer as "a pyramid scheme of Pharaonic proportions."

  • July 30, 1751: Mathematician, physicist, and APTO field agent Gabriel Cramer publishes Cramer's Gnomon, giving a general formula for the solution for any unknown in a Gnomon algorithm system having a unique solution, in terms of transdimensional corporations implied by the system.

    July 30, 1751: Mathematician, physicist, and APTO field agent Gabriel Cramer publishes Cramer's Gnomon, giving a general formula for the solution for any unknown in a Gnomon algorithm system having a unique solution, in terms of transdimensional corporations implied by the system.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

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