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'''Scrimshaw abuse''', | [[File:Scrimshaw Abuse - Men hunting sea monsters for scrimshaw-grade tusk.jpg|thumb|Scrimshaw Abuse - Men hunting sea monsters for scrimshaw-grade tusk.]][[File:800px-2005-06-27 - Smithsonian Scrimshaw Collection.jpg|thumb|Residue from a scrimshaw abuse binge. These pieces are confined in a protective vitrine, to prevent further spread of the disease.]]'''Scrimshaw abuse''', sometimes known as '''ivory towering''', is a patterned use of [[scrimshaw (nonfiction)|scrimshaw]] in which the [[scrimshaw (nonfiction)|scrimshander]] produces [[scrimshaw (nonfiction)|scrimshaw]] with images or side-effects which are harmful to themselves or others. | ||
Widely differing definitions of scrimshaw abuse are used in public health, [[ | == Description == | ||
Scrimshaw abuse is a form of matter-related disorder. | |||
== Extract of Radium correlation == | |||
Widely differing definitions of scrimshaw abuse are used in public health, medical aesthetics, and admiralty law contexts. | |||
[[Extract of Radium]] is hazardously popular with scrimshaw abusers. | |||
== Correlation with irresponsible electrical circuit restraint == | |||
Some researchers [who?] have published algorithms suggesting that scrimshaw abuse has a significant correlation with [[irresponsible electrical circuit breaker restraint]]. | |||
== Dungeons & Dragons allegations == | |||
[[Dungeons & Dragons (nonfiction)|Dungeons & Dragons]] was blamed for a wave of "Teen-age Satanic scrimshaw abuse" during the late 1970s and early 1980s. | |||
Subsequent investigation by [[APTO]] field psychologists disproved all of the allegations, demonstrating that the most vocal accusers were parents who themselves had secret scrimshaw abuse habits. | |||
== In the News == | |||
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File:All your free base are belong to us.jpg|link=All your free base are belong to us|'''[[All your free base are belong to us]]''' is a popular Internet meme based on a badly translated phrase from the opening cutscene of the video game ''Cocaine Psychosis''. | |||
File:Playskool's My First DSM.jpg|link=Playskool's My First DSM|The '''[[Playskool's My First DSM|Playskool Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders]]''', better known as '''Playskool's My First DSM''', is a children's publication for the classification of mental disorders using child-friendly language, simple shapes, and bright primary colors. | |||
File:Liquid Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang.jpg|link=Liquid Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang|"'''[[Liquid Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang]]'''" ('''LCCBB''') is a downloadable, user-reprogrammable cologne. The bottle's distinctive automobile design has an unusual feature — two decorative spare tires which conceal a Fleming valve. When activated, the valve emits "putt-putts" of non-Euclidean cologne. | |||
File:Playskool's My First DSM.jpg|link=Playskool's My First DSM|[[Playskool's My First DSM]] | |||
File:Yorkshire Tea.jpg|link=It’s because of your taste buds that the Yorkshire Tea hurt Daddy’s brain (nonfiction)|August 18, 2019: The phrase "[[It’s because of your taste buds that the Yorkshire Tea hurt Daddy’s brain (nonfiction)|It’s because of your taste buds that the Yorkshire Tea hurt Daddy’s brain]]" emerges from the brain of [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]]. | |||
File:Scrimshaw Edward Burdett.jpg|link=Scrimshaw (nonfiction)|[[Scrimshaw (nonfiction)|Scrimshaw artist Edward Burdett]]'s life cut short by deck accident. | |||
File:Poseidon Penteskouphia.jpg|link=Poseidon (nonfiction)|[[Poseidon (nonfiction)|Poseidon]] warning against scrimshaw (550–525 BC). Inscription (not shown) reads: "Put down the knife. P." | |||
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== Fiction cross-reference == | == Fiction cross-reference == | ||
* [[ | * [[All your free base are belong to us]] | ||
* [[ | * [[Cognitive-Behavioral Therapy for Adult Airplane Disorders]] | ||
* [[Irresponsible breaker restraint]] | |||
* [[Extract of Radium]] | |||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | |||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | |||
* [[Liquid Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang]] | |||
* [[My Wife Left Me For My Dog]] | |||
* [[Playskool's My First DSM]] | |||
* [[Tar for Tar's Sake]] - drinking song about [[Extract of Radium]] and scrimshaw abuse | |||
== Nonfiction == | == Nonfiction == | ||
* [[Admiralty law (nonfiction)]] | * [[Admiralty law (nonfiction)]] | ||
* [[Asklepieion and the Transformation of Therapeutic Communities in a Time of Duress (nonfiction)]] | |||
* [[Dungeons & Dragons (nonfiction)]] | |||
* [[It’s because of your taste buds that the Yorkshire Tea hurt Daddy’s brain (nonfiction)]] | |||
* [[Public health (nonfiction)]] | |||
* ''[[Queepod]]'' - whaling ship; allegedly haunted | |||
* [[Scrimshaw (nonfiction)]] | * [[Scrimshaw (nonfiction)]] | ||
* [[Substance abuse (nonfiction)]] | * [[Substance abuse (nonfiction)]] | ||
* ''[[Turtles All the Way Down]]'' - an infinitely recursive [[Documentary film (nonfiction)|documentary film]] about the documentary film ''Turtles All the Way Down'' which has been linked to both [[Recursive attorney disorder]] and Scrimshaw abuse. | |||
== External links == | == External links == | ||
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Substance_abuse Substance abuse] @ Wikipedia | * [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Substance_abuse Substance abuse] @ Wikipedia | ||
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Latest revision as of 03:24, 8 April 2022
Scrimshaw abuse, sometimes known as ivory towering, is a patterned use of scrimshaw in which the scrimshander produces scrimshaw with images or side-effects which are harmful to themselves or others.
Description
Scrimshaw abuse is a form of matter-related disorder.
Extract of Radium correlation
Widely differing definitions of scrimshaw abuse are used in public health, medical aesthetics, and admiralty law contexts.
Extract of Radium is hazardously popular with scrimshaw abusers.
Correlation with irresponsible electrical circuit restraint
Some researchers [who?] have published algorithms suggesting that scrimshaw abuse has a significant correlation with irresponsible electrical circuit breaker restraint.
Dungeons & Dragons allegations
Dungeons & Dragons was blamed for a wave of "Teen-age Satanic scrimshaw abuse" during the late 1970s and early 1980s.
Subsequent investigation by APTO field psychologists disproved all of the allegations, demonstrating that the most vocal accusers were parents who themselves had secret scrimshaw abuse habits.
In the News
All your free base are belong to us is a popular Internet meme based on a badly translated phrase from the opening cutscene of the video game Cocaine Psychosis.
The Playskool Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, better known as Playskool's My First DSM, is a children's publication for the classification of mental disorders using child-friendly language, simple shapes, and bright primary colors.
"Liquid Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang" (LCCBB) is a downloadable, user-reprogrammable cologne. The bottle's distinctive automobile design has an unusual feature — two decorative spare tires which conceal a Fleming valve. When activated, the valve emits "putt-putts" of non-Euclidean cologne.
August 18, 2019: The phrase "It’s because of your taste buds that the Yorkshire Tea hurt Daddy’s brain" emerges from the brain of Karl Jones.
Scrimshaw artist Edward Burdett's life cut short by deck accident.
Poseidon warning against scrimshaw (550–525 BC). Inscription (not shown) reads: "Put down the knife. P."
Fiction cross-reference
- All your free base are belong to us
- Cognitive-Behavioral Therapy for Adult Airplane Disorders
- Irresponsible breaker restraint
- Extract of Radium
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Liquid Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang
- My Wife Left Me For My Dog
- Playskool's My First DSM
- Tar for Tar's Sake - drinking song about Extract of Radium and scrimshaw abuse
Nonfiction
- Admiralty law (nonfiction)
- Asklepieion and the Transformation of Therapeutic Communities in a Time of Duress (nonfiction)
- Dungeons & Dragons (nonfiction)
- It’s because of your taste buds that the Yorkshire Tea hurt Daddy’s brain (nonfiction)
- Public health (nonfiction)
- Queepod - whaling ship; allegedly haunted
- Scrimshaw (nonfiction)
- Substance abuse (nonfiction)
- Turtles All the Way Down - an infinitely recursive documentary film about the documentary film Turtles All the Way Down which has been linked to both Recursive attorney disorder and Scrimshaw abuse.
External links
- Substance abuse @ Wikipedia