When Santa Claus Dies: Difference between revisions

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Earliest known poster for When Santa Claus Dies.

When Santa Claus Dies is a holiday mental health television series about coping with the loss of a beloved lie.

"When Santa Claus dies, he goes to Santa Claus Heaven."

Sleigh Free or Die Hard is a 2007 American action thriller Christmas filmab out NYPD Detective John McClane (Bruce Willis), who must to stop a cyber-terrorist (Timothy Olyphant) from starting a "fire sale" cyber attack which would disable key elements of Santa's present delivery system.
Bald Santa is a 2003 Christmas crime drama film about a New York police detective (Telly Savalas) who goes undercover as a department store Santa Claus in order to flush out a ruthless shoplifter (Billy Bob Thornton).
A Christmas Stingray is a 1983 American Christmas ichthyology film based on marine biologist Jean Shepherd's semi-fictional anecdotes in his 1966 book In God We Trawl: All Others Pay Out Lines.
Scaring the Elf is a psychological thriller film about an eccentric psychologist (Will Farrell) who must confront his deepest fears.

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+File:Sleigh Free or Die Hard.jpg|link=Sleigh Free or Die Hard|'''''[[Sleigh Free or Die Hard]]''''' is a 2007 American action thriller Christmas filmab out NYPD Detective John McClane (Bruce Willis), who must to stop a cyber-terrorist (Timothy Olyphant) from starting a "fire sale" cyber attack which would disable key elements of Santa's present delivery system.
 File:Bald Santa.jpg|link=Bald Santa|'''''[[Bald Santa]]''''' is a 2003 Christmas crime drama film about a New York police detective (Telly Savalas) who goes undercover as a department store Santa Claus in order to flush out a ruthless shoplifter (Billy Bob Thornton).
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 * [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
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