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[[File:Turkey Clear.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''Turkey Clear'''.]]
[[File:Turkey Clear.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''Turkey Clear'''.]]
[[File:Turkey Clear advertisement.jpg|thumb|Earliest known advertisement for Turkey Clear.]]
'''Turkey Clear''' is a brand of translucent turkey meat.
'''Turkey Clear''' is a brand of translucent turkey meat.


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File:Soil_to_Can_Thanksgiving_Dinner.jpg|link=Soil-to-Can Meals|'''[[Soil-to-Can Meals]]''' is a line of packaged food and residual soil products from Human Feedstock, sold as part of the Easy Trough brand from Grand Chef Tarkin.
File:Cranberry Madness.jpg|link=Cranberry Madness|'''''[[Cranberry Madness]]''''' is a 2023 American exploitation film about cranberry jelly, revolving around the melodramatic events that ensue when high school students are lured by pushers to try jelly slices – upon trying it, they become addicted, eventually leading them to become involved in various crimes such as a hit and run accident, manslaughter, murder, conspiracy to murder and attempted rape. While all this is happening, they suffer hallucinations, descend into insanity, associate with organized crime and (in one character's case) grow their own cranberries.
File:Turkey curling.jpg|link=Turkey curling|'''[[Turkey curling]]''' in which players slide frozen turkeys on a sheet of ice toward a target area which is segmented into four concentric circles.


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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* ''[[Cranberry Madness]]''
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Soil-to-Can Meals]]
* [[Turkey curling]]


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
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=== Social media ===
=== Social media ===


* [ Post] @ Twitter (21 November 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1727406309090467895 Post] @ Twitter (22 November 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1726992828197392826 Post] @ Twitter (21 November 2023) - Advertisement
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1726825125268562384 Post] @ Twitter (21 November 2023)




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[[Category:Food]]
[[Category:Food]]
[[Category:Irresponsible Marketing]]


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Latest revision as of 12:20, 22 November 2023

Earliest known poster for Turkey Clear.
Earliest known advertisement for Turkey Clear.

Turkey Clear is a brand of translucent turkey meat.

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

Categories

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (22 November 2023)
  • Post @ Twitter (21 November 2023) - Advertisement
  • Post @ Twitter (21 November 2023)