Euglena Junction

Euglena Junction' - Season Two title card.

Euglena Junction - pilot episode title card.

Euglena Junction - the infamous "In Living Color" episode, during which four of the actors unexpectedly and simultaneously shed their pellicles.

"There's nothing more wholesome than a bunch of college-aged girls singing with abandon while doing the after-dinner dishes."

Euglena Junction is a reality television program about the life of Euglena, a genus of single-celled flagellate protists.

It is loosely based on the television program Petticoat Junction, with different species of Euglena playing the roles of Kate Bradley, her three daughters Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo, and Betty Jo, and her uncle Joe Carson.

Sponsor

Gnomon Chronicles Micro-Television.

Reviews

Euglena Junction is among my inner circle of most favorite children.

The timbre of the absurdity is ... very me.

• Post @ Twitter (20 April 2023)

In the News

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  2018: Model organism Euglena gracilis declared Micro-organism of the Day by the citizens of New Minneapolis, Canada.

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  September 24, 1963: First episode of Petticoat Junction broadcast.

Fiction cross-reference

• Bacteria Ranch
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• It Takes a Green
• Mutual of Omaha's Formerly Wild Kingdom
• The Heliopausal Nun

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Euglena (nonfiction)
• Petticoat Junction (nonfiction)
• Reality television (nonfiction)

Euglena data

• Length ranges are 34-78 and width 5-24 micrometers
• Predators include: baby fish, water fleas, mussels, frogs, salamanders, and creek chub.
• Prey include: green algae, amoeba, paramecium, and rotifer.

External links

• Euglena @ Wikipedia.com
• Petticoat Junction @ Wikipedia.com
• Euglena @ Wikimedia Commons
• List of Primetime Emmy Awards ceremonies @ Wikipedia

• Petticoat Junction Closing With Sponsor Tag And Element @ YouTube
• Euglenoids: Single-Celled Shapeshifters @ YouTube

Social media

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• Post @ Twitter (9 December 2022) - short, YouTube
• Post @ Twitter (11 May 2022) - #MicrobialTVNetwork
• Post @ Twitter (28 November 2021)
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