Creepy raccoons living in Paul Gosar's head

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Creepy raccoons are living in Paul Gosar's head, according to a recent poll of raccoons.

"It's pretty creepy in there" said a raccoon who recently went dumpster-diving in Gosar's head. "I'm never going back."

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In the News

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  "The Monsters are Due on MAGA Street" is a lost episode of the American television series The Twilight Zone.

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  Raccoon is a 1985 American science fiction comedy-drama film about a group of elderly people rejuvenated by alien raccoons.

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  Jennifer Gosar believes her brother, Rep. Paul Gosar (R-AZ), was "absolutely" responsible for the January 6th Capitol insurrection. Speaking to CNN's Anderson Cooper yesterday she said "I absolutely believe that … I do still believe my brother was an organizer of, or part organizer of [the insurrection], and I have no evidence to the contrary to suggest anything different."

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Paul Gosar is unwell
• Raccoon (film)
• The Monsters are Due on MAGA Street

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Gnomon Chronicles (nonfiction)

External links

• Paul Gosar @ Wikipedia
• Paul Gosar’s Brother: It’s Disappointing He’s This ‘Unhinged’ @ YouTube
• Fringe-Watching: Rep. Paul Gosar @ YouTube

Social media

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