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[[File:Hitler's Pineapple.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''Hitler's Pineapple'''''.]]'''''Hitler's Pineapple''''' is a 2021 documentary film about Nazi research proctologists seeking a new "Death's Head" pineapple cultivar to placate the Führer's unholy appetites.
[[File:Hitler's Pineapple.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''Hitler's Pineapple'''''.]]'''''Hitler's Pineapple''''' is a 2021 documentary film about Nazi combat horticulturalists seeking a new "Death's Head" pineapple cultivar to placate the Führer's unholy appetites.


Narrated by Tucker Carlson.
Narrated by Tucker Carlson.
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=== Social media ===
=== Social media ===


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1682605579490000897 Post] @ Twitter (21 July 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1652778777330475008 Post] @ Twitter (30 April 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1445478089568444416 Post] @ Twitter (5 October 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1445478089568444416 Post] @ Twitter (5 October 2021)



Latest revision as of 11:59, 7 December 2023

Earliest known poster for Hitler's Pineapple.

Hitler's Pineapple is a 2021 documentary film about Nazi combat horticulturalists seeking a new "Death's Head" pineapple cultivar to placate the Führer's unholy appetites.

Narrated by Tucker Carlson.

Tagline

"Fruits of the Afrika Korps haunt a troubled Führer."

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  • Post @ Twitter (21 July 2023)
  • Post @ Twitter (30 April 2023)
  • Post @ Twitter (5 October 2021)