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[[File:Do you want to know how I got these Likes - The Dark Tweet.jpg|thumb|"Do you want to know how I got these Likes?"  ('''''The Dark Tweet''''')]][[File:The Dark Tweet - Just stop tweeting bad stuff.jpg|thumb|"Everyone just needs to stop tweeting bad stuff and to only make tweets that are so uplifting and healing that they heal everyone in the world until it is perfect.  Easy peasy." ('''''The Dark Tweet''''')]]
[[File:Do you want to know how I got these Likes - The Dark Tweet.jpg|thumb|"Do you want to know how I got these Likes?"  ('''''The Dark Tweet''''')]]
[[File:The Dark Tweet - I know why they call him the Tweetman.jpg|thumb|"He thinks he can sit it out and still tweet a slice? I know why they call him the Tweetman." Will the Joker's gun-buyback program save Gotham City? ('''''The Dark Tweet''''').]][[File:The Dark Tweet - Don't tweet like you're one of them.jpg|thumb|"Don't tweet like one of them.  You're not!  Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me.  They need your creativity right now, but when they don't, they'll block your account, like a leper.  You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke.  Dropped at the first sign of trouble.  They're only as good as the world allows them to tweet.  I'll show you.  When the chips are down, these ... these linear people, they will tweet without you.  See, I'm not a monster.  I'm just ahead of the verb." ('''''The Dark Tweet'''''.)]][[File:Do you want to know why I use a tweet.jpg|thumb|"Do you want to know why I use a tweet? Knives are too sharp. You can't savor all of the ... little emoticons." (Courtesy Gotham City Police Department.)]][[File:The Dark Tweet - This city deserves a better class of tweets.jpg|thumb|"This city deserves a better class of tweets. And I'm gonna give it to 'em." (Ledger, '''''The Dark Tweet'''')]][[File:The_Dark_Tweet.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''The Dark Tweet'''''. "We could all get suspended for one tweet."]][[File:The Dark Tweet - Slow Infatuation.jpg|thumb|"Do you want to know why I use slow infatuation? Sudden infatuation is too quick. You can't savor all the ... little emotions. You see, after years of stalking, people show you who they really are." ('''''The Dark Tweet'''''.)]][[File:The Dark Tweet - Resolutions.jpg|thumb|Why don't you give me a call when you wanna start taking your resolutions a little more seriously.]]'''''The Dark Tweet''''' is a 2008 documentary film directed, produced, and co-written by The Joker.
[[File:The Dark Tweet - Just stop tweeting bad stuff.jpg|thumb|"Everyone just needs to stop tweeting bad stuff and to only make tweets that are so uplifting and healing that they heal everyone in the world until it is perfect.  Easy peasy." ('''''The Dark Tweet''''')]]
[[File:The Dark Tweet - I know why they call him the Tweetman.jpg|thumb|"He thinks he can sit it out and still tweet a slice? I know why they call him the Tweetman." Will the Joker's gun-buyback program save Gotham City? ('''''The Dark Tweet''''').]]
[[File:The Dark Tweet - Don't tweet like you're one of them.jpg|thumb|"Don't tweet like one of them.  You're not!  Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me.  They need your creativity right now, but when they don't, they'll block your account, like a leper.  You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke.  Dropped at the first sign of trouble.  They're only as good as the world allows them to tweet.  I'll show you.  When the chips are down, these ... these linear people, they will tweet without you.  See, I'm not a monster.  I'm just ahead of the verb." ('''''The Dark Tweet'''''.)]]
[[File:Do you want to know why I use a tweet.jpg|thumb|"Do you want to know why I use a tweet? Knives are too sharp. You can't savor all of the ... little emoticons." (Courtesy Gotham City Police Department.)]][[File:The Dark Tweet - This city deserves a better class of tweets.jpg|thumb|"This city deserves a better class of tweets. And I'm gonna give it to 'em." (Ledger, '''''The Dark Tweet'''')]]
[[File:The_Dark_Tweet.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''The Dark Tweet'''''. "We could all get suspended for one tweet."]]
[[File:The Dark Tweet - Slow Infatuation.jpg|thumb|"Do you want to know why I use slow infatuation? Sudden infatuation is too quick. You can't savor all the ... little emotions. You see, after years of stalking, people show you who they really are." ('''''The Dark Tweet'''''.)]]
[[File:The Dark Tweet - Resolutions.jpg|thumb|Why don't you give me a call when you wanna start taking your resolutions a little more seriously.]]'''''The Dark Tweet''''' is a 2008 documentary film directed, produced, and co-written by The Joker.


== History ==
== History ==
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File:Tweet (film).jpg|link=Tweet|'''''[[Tweet]]''''' is a 1981 neo-noir action social media film by Michael Mann 1.1 about a thief and retired Twitter influencer (James Caan) who is forced to post one last tweet.
File:The Dark Writer - Why don't you give me a call.jpg|link=The Dark Writer|'''''[[The Dark Writer]]''''' is a 2008 superhero film starring Heather Ledger as Captain Blicero,  an anarchistic mastermind who seeks to test how far Thomas Pynchon will go to save his readers from chaos.
 
File:Tweet (film).jpg|link=Tweet|'''''[[Tweet]]''''' is a 1981 neo-noir action social media film by Michael Mann about a thief and retired Twitter influencer (James Caan) who is forced to post one last tweet.


File:You look nervous - The Dark NFT.jpg|link=The Dark NFT|'''''[[The Dark NFT]]''''' is a 2008 superhero NFT film about the Joker (Heath Ledger), a deranged database engineer who threatens to delete all the non-fungible tokens in Gotham City.
File:You look nervous - The Dark NFT.jpg|link=The Dark NFT|'''''[[The Dark NFT]]''''' is a 2008 superhero NFT film about the Joker (Heath Ledger), a deranged database engineer who threatens to delete all the non-fungible tokens in Gotham City.
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File:They should make a way were you could delete tweets - You gotta do everything yourself.jpg|link=Twitter Control Agency|The '''[[Twitter Control Agency]]''' is a licensed transdimensional corporation which prevents Twitter from violating the APTO Accords.
File:They should make a way were you could delete tweets - You gotta do everything yourself.jpg|link=Twitter Control Agency|The '''[[Twitter Control Agency]]''' is a licensed transdimensional corporation which prevents Twitter from violating the APTO Accords.
File:The Dark Bird.jpg|link=The Dark Bird|'''''[[The Dark Bird]]''''' is a 2008 documentary film directed, produced, and co-written by The Penguin.  
File:The Dark Bird.jpg|link=The Dark Bird|'''''[[The Dark Bird]]''''' is a 2008 documentary film directed, produced, and co-written by The Penguin.  
File:Al Pacino - Fire of the Devil.jpg|link=Fire of the Devil|'''''[[Fire of the Devil]]''''' is a documentary film by actor Al Pacino about the songs "Friend of the Devil" and "American Pie".


File:The_Dark_Penis_Envy_Rises.jpg|link=The Dark Penis Envy Rises|'''''[[The Dark Penis Envy Rises]]''''' is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of ''The Dark Penis Envy'', the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and save Gotham City from neurotic breakdown.
File:The_Dark_Penis_Envy_Rises.jpg|link=The Dark Penis Envy Rises|'''''[[The Dark Penis Envy Rises]]''''' is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of ''The Dark Penis Envy'', the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and save Gotham City from neurotic breakdown.
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== External links ==
== External links ==


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=== Social media ===
* [https://x.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1824452627138019461 Post] @ Twitter (16 August 2024) - You wanna know how I got these likes? (heart red)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1687957768009879552 Post] @ Twitter (5 August 2023) - Do you want to know why I always use a tweet?
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1672743579930730498 Post] @ Twitter (24 June 2023) - I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll tweet each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1649718939910549507 Post] @ Twitter (22 April 2023) - "He thinks he can sit it out and still post a slice?"
** [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1517251970725294081 Post] @ Twitter (21 April 2022) - "He thinks he can sit it out and still post a slice?"
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1600168211068100608 Post] @ Twitter (6 December 2022) - "You wanna know how I got these likes?"
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1600168211068100608 Post] @ Twitter (6 December 2022) - "You wanna know how I got these likes?"
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1517251970725294081 Post] @ Twitter (21 April 2022) - "He thinks he can sit it out and still post a slice?"
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1478093226133409795 Post] @ Twitter (3 January 2021) - "Why don't you give me a call when you wanna start taking your resolutions a little more seriously."
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1478093226133409795 Post] @ Twitter (3 January 2021) - "Why don't you give me a call when you wanna start taking your resolutions a little more seriously."
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1474230688849313796 Post] @ Twitter (23 December 2021) - "We could all get suspended by Twitter for one word"
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1474230688849313796 Post] @ Twitter (23 December 2021) - "We could all get suspended by Twitter for one word"
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* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1627386170173800448 Post] @ Twitter (19 February 2023) - "Don't tweet like you're one of them"
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1627386170173800448 Post] @ Twitter (19 February 2023) - "Don't tweet like you're one of them"


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Latest revision as of 07:26, 16 August 2024

"Do you want to know how I got these Likes?" (The Dark Tweet)
"Everyone just needs to stop tweeting bad stuff and to only make tweets that are so uplifting and healing that they heal everyone in the world until it is perfect. Easy peasy." (The Dark Tweet)
"He thinks he can sit it out and still tweet a slice? I know why they call him the Tweetman." Will the Joker's gun-buyback program save Gotham City? (The Dark Tweet).
"Don't tweet like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me. They need your creativity right now, but when they don't, they'll block your account, like a leper. You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to tweet. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these ... these linear people, they will tweet without you. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the verb." (The Dark Tweet.)
"Do you want to know why I use a tweet? Knives are too sharp. You can't savor all of the ... little emoticons." (Courtesy Gotham City Police Department.)
"This city deserves a better class of tweets. And I'm gonna give it to 'em." (Ledger, The Dark Tweet')
Earliest known poster for The Dark Tweet. "We could all get suspended for one tweet."
"Do you want to know why I use slow infatuation? Sudden infatuation is too quick. You can't savor all the ... little emotions. You see, after years of stalking, people show you who they really are." (The Dark Tweet.)
Why don't you give me a call when you wanna start taking your resolutions a little more seriously.

The Dark Tweet is a 2008 documentary film directed, produced, and co-written by The Joker.

History

Based on the DC Comics character Batman, the film is the second installment of Joker's The Dark Tweet Trilogy and a sequel to 2005's Tweetman Begins.

In the film, Bruce Wayne / Tweetman (Bale), Police Lieutenant James Gordon (Oldman) and District Attorney Harvey Dent (Eckhart) form an alliance to dismantle twitter bots in Gotham City, but are menaced by an anarchistic mastermind known as the Ledger (Joker), who seeks to undermine Tweetman's influence and throw the city into Facebook.

In the News

  • The Dark Writer is a 2008 superhero film starring Heather Ledger as Captain Blicero, an anarchistic mastermind who seeks to test how far Thomas Pynchon will go to save his readers from chaos.

    The Dark Writer is a 2008 superhero film starring Heather Ledger as Captain Blicero, an anarchistic mastermind who seeks to test how far Thomas Pynchon will go to save his readers from chaos.

  • Tweet is a 1981 neo-noir action social media film by Michael Mann about a thief and retired Twitter influencer (James Caan) who is forced to post one last tweet.

    Tweet is a 1981 neo-noir action social media film by Michael Mann about a thief and retired Twitter influencer (James Caan) who is forced to post one last tweet.

  • The Dark NFT is a 2008 superhero NFT film about the Joker (Heath Ledger), a deranged database engineer who threatens to delete all the non-fungible tokens in Gotham City.

    The Dark NFT is a 2008 superhero NFT film about the Joker (Heath Ledger), a deranged database engineer who threatens to delete all the non-fungible tokens in Gotham City.

  • The Artaud Knight is a 1980 psychological thriller film about an avant-garde artist (Antonin Artaud) who must stop a deranged billionaire (Bruce Wayne) from routinizing the charisma of Gotham City.

    The Artaud Knight is a 1980 psychological thriller film about an avant-garde artist (Antonin Artaud) who must stop a deranged billionaire (Bruce Wayne) from routinizing the charisma of Gotham City.

  • Tweet is a 1981 film by Michael Mann 1.1 about a thief and retired Twitter influencer (James Caan) who is forced to post one last tweet.

    Tweet is a 1981 film by Michael Mann 1.1 about a thief and retired Twitter influencer (James Caan) who is forced to post one last tweet.

  • Taxi Joker is an historical American drama film about taxi drivers coping with clown violence on the job.

    Taxi Joker is an historical American drama film about taxi drivers coping with clown violence on the job.

  • Gary Coleman played the Kindly Bats who rescued and raised eight-months gestated Bruce Wayne in Batman: the Premature Years.

    Gary Coleman played the Kindly Bats who rescued and raised eight-months gestated Bruce Wayne in Batman: the Premature Years.

  • Jack of Banners (also Shadowjacked) is a thinly veiled autobiographical novel by American author and alleged time-traveler Roger Zelazny describing his fantastic adventures in a Jack Vancian world.

    Jack of Banners (also Shadowjacked) is a thinly veiled autobiographical novel by American author and alleged time-traveler Roger Zelazny describing his fantastic adventures in a Jack Vancian world.

  • The Twitter Control Agency is a licensed transdimensional corporation which prevents Twitter from violating the APTO Accords.

    The Twitter Control Agency is a licensed transdimensional corporation which prevents Twitter from violating the APTO Accords.

  • The Dark Bird is a 2008 documentary film directed, produced, and co-written by The Penguin.

    The Dark Bird is a 2008 documentary film directed, produced, and co-written by The Penguin.

  • The Dark Penis Envy Rises is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of The Dark Penis Envy, the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and save Gotham City from neurotic breakdown.

    The Dark Penis Envy Rises is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of The Dark Penis Envy, the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and save Gotham City from neurotic breakdown.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links


Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (16 August 2024) - You wanna know how I got these likes? (heart red)
  • Post @ Twitter (5 August 2023) - Do you want to know why I always use a tweet?
  • Post @ Twitter (24 June 2023) - I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll tweet each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.
  • Post @ Twitter (22 April 2023) - "He thinks he can sit it out and still post a slice?"
    • Post @ Twitter (21 April 2022) - "He thinks he can sit it out and still post a slice?"
  • Post @ Twitter (6 December 2022) - "You wanna know how I got these likes?"
  • Post @ Twitter (3 January 2021) - "Why don't you give me a call when you wanna start taking your resolutions a little more seriously."
  • Post @ Twitter (23 December 2021) - "We could all get suspended by Twitter for one word"
  • Post @ Twitter (27 March 2022) - "Do you want to know why I use a tweet?"
  • Post @ Twitter (19 February 2023) - "Don't tweet like you're one of them"


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