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A racket is a service that is fraudulently offered to solve a problem, such as for a problem that does not actually exist, that will not be put into effect, or that would not otherwise exist if the racket did not exist. | A racket is a service that is fraudulently offered to solve a problem, such as for a problem that does not actually exist, that will not be put into effect, or that would not otherwise exist if the racket did not exist. | ||
The most common example of a Brownian racket is the "protection racket." The racket itself promises to protect the target business or person from dangerous [[Brownian motion ( | The most common example of a Brownian racket is the "protection racket." The racket itself promises to protect the target business or person from dangerous [[Brownian motion (nonfiction)|Brownian motion]] in the neighborhood; then either collects their money or causes [[Brownian motion (nonfiction)|Brownian motion]]-related damages to the business until the owner pays. The racket exists as both the problem and its solution and is used as a method of extortion. | ||
Brownian racketeering is often associated with [[crimes against mathematical constants]]. | Brownian racketeering is often associated with [[crimes against mathematical constants]]. | ||
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== In the News == | == In the News == | ||
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File:Brainiac Explains Lecture Series (Dominic Yeso).jpg|link=Brainiac Explains|1966: New study reveals that the [[Brainiac Explains]] lecture series is funded by a Brownian racket. | |||
File:Brion Gysin scrying engine Dreamachine.jpg|link=Brion Gysin|Performance artist and crime-fighter [[Brion Gysin]] exposes and counteracts entire class of Brownian rackets. | |||
File:Brownian ratchet.png|link=Brownian ratchet (nonfiction)|New study finds that [[Brownian ratchet (nonfiction)|Brownian ratchets]] are widely enslaved by well-formed [[Crimes against mathematical constants|math crime gangs]]. | |||
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Latest revision as of 17:20, 16 January 2017
A Brownian racket is a criminal racket which uses or exploits Brownian motion (nonfiction).
A racket is a service that is fraudulently offered to solve a problem, such as for a problem that does not actually exist, that will not be put into effect, or that would not otherwise exist if the racket did not exist.
The most common example of a Brownian racket is the "protection racket." The racket itself promises to protect the target business or person from dangerous Brownian motion in the neighborhood; then either collects their money or causes Brownian motion-related damages to the business until the owner pays. The racket exists as both the problem and its solution and is used as a method of extortion.
Brownian racketeering is often associated with crimes against mathematical constants.
In the News
1966: New study reveals that the Brainiac Explains lecture series is funded by a Brownian racket.
Performance artist and crime-fighter Brion Gysin exposes and counteracts entire class of Brownian rackets.
New study finds that Brownian ratchets are widely enslaved by well-formed math crime gangs.
Fiction cross-reference
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links:
- Racket (crime) @ Wikipedia
- Brownian motion @ Wikipedia