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[[File:Centaur sees toilet paper for the first time.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''Centaurs are filthy creatures'''.]] | [[File:Centaur sees toilet paper for the first time.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''Centaurs are filthy creatures'''.]] | ||
Context: "… I laboured only to have my description of a Centaur banned for 'filth' …" | Context: "… I laboured only to have my description of a Centaur banned for 'filth' …" | ||
== Commentary == | |||
To be fair, centaurs are filthy creatures. | To be fair, centaurs are filthy creatures. | ||
The problem of reaching behind to cleanse oneself after a bowel movement is only the beginning. | The problem of reaching behind to cleanse oneself after a bowel movement is only the beginning. | ||
== Hashtags == | |||
<nowiki>#IrresponsibleHygiene</nowiki> | |||
== In the News == | == In the News == | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:Wonders of London - Part Two Public Toilets.jpg|link=The Wonders of London: Public Toilets|'''''[[The Wonders of London: Public Toilets]]''''' is the second episode of the first season of the British history musical television series ''The Wonders of London'' starring Dick van Dyke and Mary Poppins. | |||
File:Quilted Northern Luxury Tea on a Roll.jpg|link=Quilted Northern Luxury Tea|'''[[Quilted Northern Luxury Tea]]''' is a brand of quilted tea bags on a roll. | |||
File:Harold Uspecks - oracle tender acceptance.jpg|link=Harold Uspecks and Associates|'''[[Harold Uspecks and Associates]]''' is a transdimensional law firm specializing in augury, cryptographic numina, Tiresian blue intellectual property rights, and related occult issues. | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
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* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* [[Harold Uspecks and Associates]] | |||
* [[Quilted Northern Luxury Tea]] | |||
* ''[[The Wonders of London: Public Toilets]]'' | |||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | == Nonfiction cross-reference == | ||
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== External links == | == External links == | ||
* [ Post] @ Twitter (16 November 2022) | * [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centaur Centaurs] @ Wikipedia | ||
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper Toilet paper] @ Wikipedia | |||
=== Social media === | |||
* [https://x.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1822398550669414539 Post] @ Twitter (10 August 2024) | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1593066051247681536 Post] @ Twitter (16 November 2022) | |||
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[[Category:Shit (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Shit (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Toilet paper (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Toilet paper (nonfiction)]] | ||
Latest revision as of 15:25, 10 August 2024
Context: "… I laboured only to have my description of a Centaur banned for 'filth' …"
Commentary
To be fair, centaurs are filthy creatures.
The problem of reaching behind to cleanse oneself after a bowel movement is only the beginning.
Hashtags
#IrresponsibleHygiene
In the News
The Wonders of London: Public Toilets is the second episode of the first season of the British history musical television series The Wonders of London starring Dick van Dyke and Mary Poppins.
Quilted Northern Luxury Tea is a brand of quilted tea bags on a roll.
Harold Uspecks and Associates is a transdimensional law firm specializing in augury, cryptographic numina, Tiresian blue intellectual property rights, and related occult issues.
Fiction cross-reference
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Harold Uspecks and Associates
- Quilted Northern Luxury Tea
- The Wonders of London: Public Toilets
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Centaurs @ Wikipedia
- Toilet paper @ Wikipedia