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How is Mike Lindell a thing? In a business sense?  Textile manufacture is notoriously competitive.  How does he turn a profit?


How is Mike Lindell a thing?  In a business sense?
The obvious guess is that he is laundering money for his former drug dealers.


Theory: Lindell is fronting for dark money, presumably criminals who own him from his crack addiction decades.
Or maybe he's got enough Jesus freak MAGA customers. But I doubt it.


His company either has:
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1590421961326616577 Post] @ Twitter (9 November 2022)


* Miraculous success with suckers (possible), or
== Trump's Bag Man ==
* Off-the-books income (I assume so)


== Again ==
Mike Lindell was addicted to gambling as a teenagers, then cocaine, then crack.


How is Mike Lindell a thing? In a business sense?  Textile manufacture is notoriously competitive.  How does he turn a profit?
He says he quit drugs, and I'll take him at his word.  However:


The obvious guess is that he is laundering money for his former drug dealers.  
1.  It appears that his brain is fried.


Or maybe he's got enough Jesus freak MAGA customers.  But I doubt it.
2. Years of drug use suggests criminal connections.  He behaves like Trump's bag man.


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1590421961326616577 Post] @ Twitter (9 November 2022)
* https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1598359202027683841


== In the News ==
== In the News ==


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File:Cell Slippers.jpg|link=Cell Slippers|'''[[Cell Slippers]]''' is a brand of slippers designed for use in prison by convicted criminals.
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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[Cell Slippers]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]

Latest revision as of 10:52, 1 December 2022

How is Mike Lindell a thing? In a business sense? Textile manufacture is notoriously competitive. How does he turn a profit?

The obvious guess is that he is laundering money for his former drug dealers.

Or maybe he's got enough Jesus freak MAGA customers. But I doubt it.

  • Post @ Twitter (9 November 2022)

Trump's Bag Man

Mike Lindell was addicted to gambling as a teenagers, then cocaine, then crack.

He says he quit drugs, and I'll take him at his word. However:

1. It appears that his brain is fried.

2. Years of drug use suggests criminal connections. He behaves like Trump's bag man.

In the News

  • Cell Slippers is a brand of slippers designed for use in prison by convicted criminals.

    Cell Slippers is a brand of slippers designed for use in prison by convicted criminals.

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External links

  • Post @ Twitter (11 November 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (2 November 2022)
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