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Eating my daily stalk of celery. | Eating my daily stalk of celery. | ||
I do not like celery. | I do not like celery. Not at all. On the contrary, several aspects repel me: the bitter taste, the abominable stringy texture like Satan's used dental floss. | ||
But it's good for me, | But it's good for me, makes for excellent feces. So I eat it. | ||
== In the News == | == In the News == | ||
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File:Riot in Celery Block 11.jpg|link=Riot in Celery Block 11|'''''[[Riot in Celery Block 11]]''''' is a 1954 foodie noir crime film directed by Don Siegel and starring Neville Brand, Emile Meyer, Frank Faylen, Leo Gordon and Robert Osterloh. | |||
File:If my mouth were my anus.jpg|link=If my mouth were my anus|"'''[[If my mouth were my anus]]'''". | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
== Fiction cross-reference == | == Fiction cross-reference == | ||
* [[Excellent Feces]] | |||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* [[If my mouth were my anus]] | |||
* ''[[Riot in Celery Block 11]]'' | |||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | == Nonfiction cross-reference == | ||
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== External links == | == External links == | ||
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=== Social media === | |||
* [] @ | * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1590900313258864640 Post] @ Twitter (10 November 2022) | ||
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[[Category: | [[Category:Essays by Karl Jones (nonfiction)]] | ||
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[[Category:Satan (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Satan (nonfiction)]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 13:29, 20 August 2024
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Eating my daily stalk of celery.
I do not like celery. Not at all. On the contrary, several aspects repel me: the bitter taste, the abominable stringy texture like Satan's used dental floss.
But it's good for me, makes for excellent feces. So I eat it.
In the News
Riot in Celery Block 11 is a 1954 foodie noir crime film directed by Don Siegel and starring Neville Brand, Emile Meyer, Frank Faylen, Leo Gordon and Robert Osterloh.
Fiction cross-reference
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Celery @ Wikipedia
- The mind-blowing history of celery @ YouTube
Social media
- Post @ Twitter (10 November 2022)
Categories:
- Celery (nonfiction)
- Food (nonfiction)
- Plants (nonfiction)
- Vegetables (nonfiction)
- Fiction (nonfiction)
- November (nonfiction)
- November 10 (nonfiction)
- 2020s (nonfiction)
- 2022 (nonfiction)
- Essays by Karl Jones (nonfiction)
- Dental floss (nonfiction)
- Satan (nonfiction)
- Shit (nonfiction)
- Karl Jones (nonfiction)
- Photographs (nonfiction)
- Photographs by Karl Jones (nonfiction)
- Photographs of Karl Jones (nonfiction)
- Self portraits (nonfiction)