January 6 Capitol Attack Band

Earliest known poster for Overture to the U.S. Capitol March by the January 6 Capitol Attack Band (Donald Trump conductor).

Donald Trump possesses secret Jedi document declassification powers.

And he has used his word-salad powers to insult Sir Elton John.

And fronted (Trump is a front man, not a conductor) the January 6 United States Capitol Attack Band.

What should we *not* expect from his fans?

‘We love you, you’re all very special’: Trump tells mob to ‘go home’ but repeats false claims about election

'I know your pain. I know you're hurt’

Andrew Buncombe Seattle Wednesday 06 January 2021 23:11

• Trump tells mob to ‘go home’ but repeats false claims about election @ The Independent

In the News

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  Law and Order: Trump Crimes Unit is an American crime television series about a twice-impeached former President (Donald Trump) who is indicted for multiple crimes.

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  Select all squares with persons indicted under 23SC188947 in Fulton County, Georgia.

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  Select all the squares with insurrection.

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  Show the court where the President betrayed your trust

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  The President's Brain Is Missing is an American TV movie about the uncertainty stemming from the lack of confirmation whether the president of the United States (Donald Trump) is brain dead or fully dead.

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  Be sure to check your Halloween candy. I heard from a survivor of the January 6 attack that he found a Golden Donald Trump idol inside a GOP school fundraiser candy bar.

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  I have broken more Elton John records. He seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No, we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look, I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really, we do it without, like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical – the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth, right? The brain. More important than the mouth is the brain. The brain is much more important.

Fiction cross-reference

• A Golden Donald Trump idol inside a GOP school fundraiser candy bar
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Law and Order: Trump Crimes Unit
• Select all the squares with insurrection
• Select all squares with persons indicted under 23SC188947 in Fulton County, Georgia
• Show the court where the President betrayed your trust
• The President's Brain Is Missing

External links

• January 6 United States Capitol attack @ Wikipedia
• Who visited the Trump White House before Jan. 6 - The Trump administration never publicly released White House visitor records. But new data released by the Jan. 6 committee offers a never-before-seen glimpse.
• The 147 Republicans Who Still Voted To Overturn The Election After The Capitol Siege @ Huffington Post

Social media

• Post @ Twitter (3 December 2022)
• Post @ Twitter (29 October 2022)