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File:The Postum Man.jpg|link=The Postum Man|'''''[[The Postum Man]]''''' is a post-coffee dystopia science fiction novel about a man wandering the desolate Oregon countryside who finds a coffee maker, which he puts to using brewing coffee substitutes. His brewing service and claims about the return of coffeehouses give hope to the people, who are threatened by a murderous, decaffeinated latte militia.
File:The Postum Man.jpg|link=The Postum Man|'''''[[The Postum Man]]''''' is a post-coffee dystopia science fiction novel about a man wandering the desolate Oregon countryside who finds a coffee maker, which he puts to using brewing coffee substitutes. His brewing service and claims about the return of coffeehouses give hope to the people, who are threatened by a murderous, decaffeinated latte militia.
File:House of Buttermilk, home of the Bottomless Cup of Buttermilk Coffee.jpg|link=House of Buttermilk|'''[[House of Buttermilk]]''' is a buttermilk restaurant franchise.


File:Ovaltine Plus.jpg|link=Ovaltine Plus|'''[[Ovaltine Plus]]''' is a brand of milk flavoring product made with malt extract (except in the blue packaging in the United States), sugar (except in Switzerland), whey, and opium.
File:Ovaltine Plus.jpg|link=Ovaltine Plus|'''[[Ovaltine Plus]]''' is a brand of milk flavoring product made with malt extract (except in the blue packaging in the United States), sugar (except in Switzerland), whey, and opium.
File:Theater Kid to Performative Online Leftist Pipeline.jpg|link=Theater Kid to Performative Online Leftist Pipeline|'''[[Theater Kid to Performative Online Leftist Pipeline]]''' a Broadway transdimensional musical about theater kids becoming performative online leftists via quantum "pipelines" of post-Euclidean Pringles canisters and discarded bongs from enriched-enhancement Montessori schools.


File:Minty Fresh Potato Chips.jpg|link=Minty Fresh Potato Chips|'''[[Minty Fresh Potato Chips]]''' is a variety of potato chips distributed by Gnomon Chronicles Industries.
File:Minty Fresh Potato Chips.jpg|link=Minty Fresh Potato Chips|'''[[Minty Fresh Potato Chips]]''' is a variety of potato chips distributed by Gnomon Chronicles Industries.
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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [ Post] @ Twitter (24 August 2022)
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postum Postum] @ Wikipedia
* [ Post] @ Twitter
 
=== Social media ===
 
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1646913900233777158 Post] @ Twitter (14 April 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1608127049281028100 Post] @ Twitter (28 December 2022)


* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postum Postum] @ Wikipedia
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Latest revision as of 10:31, 14 April 2023

Earliest known poster for Postum Scorchin BBQ.

Postum Scorchin BBQ is a barbeque-flavored version of the instant coffee substitute Postum.

In the News

  • The Postum Man is a post-coffee dystopia science fiction novel about a man wandering the desolate Oregon countryside who finds a coffee maker, which he puts to using brewing coffee substitutes. His brewing service and claims about the return of coffeehouses give hope to the people, who are threatened by a murderous, decaffeinated latte militia.

    The Postum Man is a post-coffee dystopia science fiction novel about a man wandering the desolate Oregon countryside who finds a coffee maker, which he puts to using brewing coffee substitutes. His brewing service and claims about the return of coffeehouses give hope to the people, who are threatened by a murderous, decaffeinated latte militia.

  • House of Buttermilk is a buttermilk restaurant franchise.

    House of Buttermilk is a buttermilk restaurant franchise.

  • Ovaltine Plus is a brand of milk flavoring product made with malt extract (except in the blue packaging in the United States), sugar (except in Switzerland), whey, and opium.

    Ovaltine Plus is a brand of milk flavoring product made with malt extract (except in the blue packaging in the United States), sugar (except in Switzerland), whey, and opium.

  • Theater Kid to Performative Online Leftist Pipeline a Broadway transdimensional musical about theater kids becoming performative online leftists via quantum "pipelines" of post-Euclidean Pringles canisters and discarded bongs from enriched-enhancement Montessori schools.

    Theater Kid to Performative Online Leftist Pipeline a Broadway transdimensional musical about theater kids becoming performative online leftists via quantum "pipelines" of post-Euclidean Pringles canisters and discarded bongs from enriched-enhancement Montessori schools.

  • Minty Fresh Potato Chips is a variety of potato chips distributed by Gnomon Chronicles Industries.

    Minty Fresh Potato Chips is a variety of potato chips distributed by Gnomon Chronicles Industries.

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Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (14 April 2023)
  • Post @ Twitter (28 December 2022)
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