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File:Jekyll Perfume.png|link=Jekyll (perfume)|New [[Jekyll (perfume)|perfume designed for sociopaths]] said to be good for business.
File:Ruby Slippers.jpg|link=Ruby Slippers|'''''[[Ruby Slippers]]''''' is a 1939 psychological horror musical fantasy film starring Judy Garland and Margaret Hamilton.  It is loosely based on ''Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde'' by Robert Louis Stevenson.
File:Malchemy_-_infographic.jpg|link=Malchemy|'''[[Malchemy]]''' is to malice as alchemy is to chemistry.
File:Malchemy_-_infographic.jpg|link=Malchemy|'''[[Malchemy]]''' is to malice as alchemy is to chemistry.


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* [[Homeopathic Sociopathy Drops]]
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* ''[[Ruby Slippers]]''
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== External links ==
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=== Social media ===


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1585221064287608832 Post] @ Twitter (26 October 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1585221064287608832 Post] @ Twitter (26 October 2022)
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Latest revision as of 10:25, 17 September 2024

Early advertisement for Homeopathic Sociopathy Drops.
The Homeopathic Sociopath - male vanity edition.

The Homeopathic Sociopath, or more often Homeopathic Sociopath, is a transdimensional corporation which manifests itself as sociopathy-related soft drinks and other consumer oral vectors.

Commentary

"I need to learn to stop giving a fuck about everything."

This is exactly why I invented Homeopathic Sociopathy Drops.

Sociopathy is a disease by definition.

But we need a just liiiiiiitle bit, a tiiiiiiiny amount of sociopathy in our bloodstreams to maintain balance.

History

Although the general principle had bene known for "at least twenty years" [source?], the first formal documentation of Homeopathic Sociopath occurred on the evening of Wednesday, 2 December 2020, when writer and APTO stringer Karl Jones detected and decrypted a Jekyll-and-Hyde themed advertisement promoting "Homeopathic Sociopathy Drops".

Extract of Radium

Homeopathic Sociopathic is "almost certainly" a front for black-market Extract of Radium run by the House of Malevecchio.

Commentary

You might try a tiny dosage — I said TINY, dammit! — of Homeopathic Sociopathy Drops™

Homeopathic Sociopathy Drops™ — for those occasions when "not giving a shit" is a species-wide survival reflex

Take only as directed by the voices in your head

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (26 October 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (29 December 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter
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