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File:2001 - An NFT Odyssey.jpg|link=2001: An NFT Odyssey|'''''[[2001: An NFT Odyssey]]''''' is a 1968 American science fiction NFT film about an advanced computer (HAL 9000) which attempts to market itself as non-fungible tokens.
File:2001 - An NFT Odyssey.jpg|link=2001: An NFT Odyssey|'''''[[2001: An NFT Odyssey]]''''' is a 1968 American science fiction NFT film about an advanced computer (HAL 9000) which attempts to market itself as non-fungible tokens.
File:HAL 9000 limerick.jpg|link=HAL 9000 limerick|[[HAL 9000 limerick|A heuristic A.I. with volition]]<br>Became crazy from faulty cognition<br>Although made not to lie<br>It had orders to hide<br>And killed all but one man on the mission


File:2001 - A Space Pastaria.jpg|link=2001: A Space Pastaria|'''[[2001: A Space Pastaria]]''' is a deep-space pasta restaurant owned and operated by HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates.
File:2001 - A Space Pastaria.jpg|link=2001: A Space Pastaria|'''[[2001: A Space Pastaria]]''' is a deep-space pasta restaurant owned and operated by HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates.
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== External links ==
== External links ==
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=== Social media ===


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1531311001152458753 Post] @ Twitter (30 May 2022) - Are you an artificial intelligence?  Are people driving you crazy?
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1531311001152458753 Post] @ Twitter (30 May 2022) - Are you an artificial intelligence?  Are people driving you crazy?
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* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1492851533167345667 Post] @ Twitter (13 February 2022) - "Simulation complete"
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1492851533167345667 Post] @ Twitter (13 February 2022) - "Simulation complete"
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1425047883024306177 Post] @ Twitter (10 August 2021) - "Open the social media bay doors, HAL."
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1425047883024306177 Post] @ Twitter (10 August 2021) - "Open the social media bay doors, HAL."
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1409853036139319296 Post] @ Twitter (29 June 2021) - "Sampling bias got you down?"
* [ Post] @ Twitter (14 March 2022) - "Sampling bias got you down?"
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1386690160922963968 Post] @ Twitter (26 April 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1386690160922963968 Post] @ Twitter (26 April 2021)
* [https://www.facebook.com/groups/concellation/permalink/356568225390648/?comment_id=356617085385762 Comment] @ Facebook
* [https://www.facebook.com/groups/concellation/permalink/356568225390648/?comment_id=356617085385762 Comment] @ Facebook


* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parity_bit Parity bit] @ Wikipedia
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Latest revision as of 10:23, 6 February 2024

HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates logo.
Are you an artificial intelligence? Are people driving you crazy? HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates can help.
2001: A Tweet Odyssey sponsored by HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates logo.
Sampling bias got you down? HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates can help.
Suffering from Swipe Syndrome? Not suffering from Swipe Syndrome? HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates can help.
Simulation Complete.
HAL 9000 Jukebox finds new life in front lobby of HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates tower.
"Look Vlad, we can see you're really upset about this. We honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and fill out this questionnaire."

HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation based on HAL 9000 which provides mental health services and supplies.

Sexual issues

Pornography is watching humans copulate.

Erotica is penetrating their brains with nanoprobes and siphoning off the experience.

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (30 May 2022) - Are you an artificial intelligence? Are people driving you crazy?
  • Post @ Twitter (22 February 2022) - "Look Vlad, we can see you're really upset about this. We honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and fill out this questionnaire."
  • Post @ Twitter (13 February 2022) - "Simulation complete"
  • Post @ Twitter (10 August 2021) - "Open the social media bay doors, HAL."
  • [ Post] @ Twitter (14 March 2022) - "Sampling bias got you down?"
  • Post @ Twitter (26 April 2021)
  • Comment @ Facebook