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'''Nearly Everything''' is a [[catch phrase (nonfiction)]] frequently used by [[Brainiac|Brainiac]] to express happiness upon learning something new.
'''"Nearly Everything"''' is the short form of various songs which [[Brainiac]] sings to express happiness upon learning something new.


Typically, [[Brainiac|Brainiac]] sings the [[catch phrase (nonfiction)]].
Example 0:


The full phrase typically translates something like:
The full phrase typically translates something like:


<blockquote>
<blockquote>
I Know Nearly Everything Now!
I Know Nearly Everything Now -- !
</blockquote>
</blockquote>


Or:
Example 1:
 
Also common:


<blockquote>
<blockquote>
I Know Nearly Everything Now!
I Know Nearly Everything Now -- !


One More World to Go!
One More World to Go -- !
</blockquote>
</blockquote>


Or:
Example 2:
 
This is bad news, you don't want to receive this message:


<blockquote>
<blockquote>
I Know Nearly Everything Now!
110010101011010001011011101010000101100010110110001101101010101011010001011011101010000101100101001101010101000010110101 -- !
</blockquote>
 
After uploading a planet, [[Brainiac]]'s initial exultation usually gives way to sinking depression, followed by drifting through deep space for several millenia, trying to figure out why the pain never really goes away.


11101011011000110101000110001
[[Brainiac]] invariably concludes, sooner or later, that ''the planets themselves must be faulty in some way''.
</blockquote>


This exultation usually gives way to sinking depression, followed by drifting through deep space for several millenia, trying to think happy thoughts.
It's very sad when planets are faulty.  always cries for the faulty planets.  Always.  (See [[Brainiac crying log files|log files]].)


And then it's time to upload another planet!
== In the News ==


At which point [[Brainiac]] invariably sings:
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<blockquote>
== Fiction cross-reference ==
I Will Know the Last Fact Soon!


I Will Know the Last Fact Soon!
* [[Brainiac]]


I Will Know the Last Fact Soon!
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==


One More World to Go!  Hey Nonny-Nonny, etc.
* [[Brainiac (nonfiction)]]
</blockquote>


== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[Brainiac]]
* [[Brainiac]]
* [[Dr. Smile]]
* [[Why Brainiac Cried]] - a [[coloring book (nonfiction)]] for children, adults, and others


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==


* [[Brainiac (nonfiction)]]
* [[Brainiac (nonfiction)]]
* [[Dr. Smile (nonfiction)]]
* [[Happiness (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Brainiac]]

Latest revision as of 15:23, 23 June 2016

"Nearly Everything" is the short form of various songs which Brainiac sings to express happiness upon learning something new.

Example 0:

The full phrase typically translates something like:

I Know Nearly Everything Now -- !

Example 1:

Also common:

I Know Nearly Everything Now -- !

One More World to Go -- !

Example 2:

This is bad news, you don't want to receive this message:

110010101011010001011011101010000101100010110110001101101010101011010001011011101010000101100101001101010101000010110101 -- !

After uploading a planet, Brainiac's initial exultation usually gives way to sinking depression, followed by drifting through deep space for several millenia, trying to figure out why the pain never really goes away.

Brainiac invariably concludes, sooner or later, that the planets themselves must be faulty in some way.

It's very sad when planets are faulty. always cries for the faulty planets. Always. (See log files.)

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference