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'''Star Trek'''


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File:Blue Lace Hooks.jpg|link=Blue Lace Hooks|'''''[[Blue Lace Hooks]]''''' is a 1958 erotic thriller film starring Lana Turner and Red Buttons.
File:The Enemy Within You Without You.jpg|link=The Enemy Within You Without You|"'''[[The Enemy Within You Without You]]'''" is a song by the English rock band the Beatles about the American television series ''Star Trek''.


File:Denies Urge (tweet).png|link=Denies Urge|'''''[[Denies Urge]]''''' is a 2021 action-sexual abstinence education film written, directed by, and starring and Steven Seagal as an ex-Navy SEAL who must deny his sexual urges aboard the U.S. Navy battleship ''Missouri'', which has been seized by mercenary bad boy Tommy Lee Jones and his gang of leather-wearing toughs.
File:The Oscars of Triskelion.jpg|link=The Oscars of Triskelion|"'''[[The Oscars of Triskelion]]'''" is one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series ''Star Trek''. Plot: Will Smith slaps Chris Rock during the Oscars.


File:Peano_Curve_(sexual_topology).jpg|link=Peano curve (sexual topology)|The '''[[Peano curve (sexual topology)|Peano curve]]''' is an alleged transdimensional sexual [[Topology (nonfiction)|topology]] which exerts pleasures normally unavailable to Euclidean organisms.
File:Twitter is a billion-headed bird.jpg|link=Twitter is a billion-headed bird chirping on the Internet|'''[[Twitter is a billion-headed bird chirping on the Internet]]'''.  Twitter is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell [ACCOUNT SUSPENDED].


File:Parthenogenesis is to Lysistrata.png|link=Parthenogenesis is to Lysistrata|'''[[Parthenogenesis is to Lysistrata]]''' as ''x'' is to sociobiology.Solve for ''x''.
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File:Pooh vs. Alien (tweet).jpg|link=Pooh vs. Alien|'''''[[Pooh vs. Alien]]''''' is a 2021 children's action-education film. Plot: Piglet and Eeyore are caught in the crossfire of an ancient battle between Winnie-the-Pooh and aliens as they attempt to entertain children long enough for their parents to have some overdue sex.
 
File:The_Dark_Penis_Envy_Rises.jpg|link=The Dark Penis Envy Rises|'''''[[The Dark Penis Envy Rises]]''''' is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of ''The Dark Penis Envy'', the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and save Gotham City from neurotic breakdown.
 
File:Fucking_the_Betsy_Ross_flag.jpg|link=Fucking the Betsy Ross flag|"'''[[Fucking the Betsy Ross flag]]'''" is a meme.


File:Jacket Potatoes.jpg|link=Jacket Potatoes|'''[[Jacket Potatoes]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which functions as an erotic snack food.


File:Pink_Trombone_and_Taffy_Bomb.jpg|link=Pink Trombone and Taffy Bomb|'''[[Pink Trombone and Taffy Bomb]]'''.
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File:How_Unimaginable_is_Unimaginable_(tweet).jpg|link=How Unimaginable is Unimaginable?|'''''[[How Unimaginable is Unimaginable?]]''''' is a short [[Documentary film (nonfiction)|documentary film]] about an unholy threesome between Eros, Thanatos, and various Elder Gods.
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