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'''Sex'''
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File:Blue Lace Hooks.jpg|link=Blue Lace Hooks|'''''[[Blue Lace Hooks]]''''' is a 1958 erotic thriller film starring Lana Turner and Red Buttons.
 
File:Blade Rubber.jpg|link=Blade Rubber|'''''[[Blade Rubber]]''''' is a 1982 coming-of-age film about a developmentally delayed police officer (Harrison Ford) who tracks down a woman (Miss November) he only knows from a pre-war magazine.
 
File:Denies Urge (tweet).png|link=Denies Urge|'''''[[Denies Urge]]''''' is a 2021 action-sexual abstinence education film written, directed by, and starring and Steven Seagal as an ex-Navy SEAL who must deny his sexual urges aboard the U.S. Navy battleship ''Missouri'', which has been seized by mercenary bad boy Tommy Lee Jones and his gang of leather-wearing toughs.


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File:Peano_Curve_(sexual_topology).jpg|link=Peano curve (sexual topology)|The '''[[Peano curve (sexual topology)|Peano curve]]''' is an alleged transdimensional sexual [[Topology (nonfiction)|topology]] which exerts pleasures normally unavailable to Euclidean organisms.
 
File:Parthenogenesis is to Lysistrata.png|link=Parthenogenesis is to Lysistrata|'''[[Parthenogenesis is to Lysistrata]]''' as ''x'' is to sociobiology. Solve for ''x''.
 
File:Pooh vs. Alien (tweet).jpg|link=Pooh vs. Alien|'''''[[Pooh vs. Alien]]''''' is a 2021 children's action-education film. Plot: Piglet and Eeyore are caught in the crossfire of an ancient battle between Winnie-the-Pooh and aliens as they attempt to entertain children long enough for their parents to have some overdue sex.
 
File:The_Dark_Penis_Envy_Rises.jpg|link=The Dark Penis Envy Rises|'''''[[The Dark Penis Envy Rises]]''''' is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of ''The Dark Penis Envy'', the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and save Gotham City from neurotic breakdown.
 
File:Fucking_the_Betsy_Ross_flag.jpg|link=Fucking the Betsy Ross flag|"'''[[Fucking the Betsy Ross flag]]'''" is a meme.
 
File:Jacket Potatoes.jpg|link=Jacket Potatoes|'''[[Jacket Potatoes]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which functions as an erotic snack food.
 
File:Pink_Trombone_and_Taffy_Bomb.jpg|link=Pink Trombone and Taffy Bomb|'''[[Pink Trombone and Taffy Bomb]]'''.


File:Sleeping_Trees_(tweet).png|link=Sleeping Trees|'''''[[Sleeping Trees]]''''': I once asked trees (here in Minnesota) if they feel pain during winter, from the cold. "We sleep," replied the trees.
File:How_Unimaginable_is_Unimaginable_(tweet).jpg|link=How Unimaginable is Unimaginable?|'''''[[How Unimaginable is Unimaginable?]]''''' is a short [[Documentary film (nonfiction)|documentary film]] about an unholy threesome between Eros, Thanatos, and various Elder Gods.


File:Let The Thing Out.jpg|link=Let The Thing Out|"'''[[Let The Thing Out]]'''"—<br>
File:Under the Skin.jpg|link=Under the Skin|'''''[[Under the Skin]]''''' is a 2013 science fiction film about an otherworldly woman (Scarlett Johansson) who preys on orchard workers in Scotland.
Call on whatever Power you need<br>
Give yourself up to that Power<br>
Let your Song, your Poem, burn its way out of your heart


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Latest revision as of 12:37, 31 March 2022

Sex

  • Blue Lace Hooks is a 1958 erotic thriller film starring Lana Turner and Red Buttons.

    Blue Lace Hooks is a 1958 erotic thriller film starring Lana Turner and Red Buttons.

  • Blade Rubber is a 1982 coming-of-age film about a developmentally delayed police officer (Harrison Ford) who tracks down a woman (Miss November) he only knows from a pre-war magazine.

    Blade Rubber is a 1982 coming-of-age film about a developmentally delayed police officer (Harrison Ford) who tracks down a woman (Miss November) he only knows from a pre-war magazine.

  • Denies Urge is a 2021 action-sexual abstinence education film written, directed by, and starring and Steven Seagal as an ex-Navy SEAL who must deny his sexual urges aboard the U.S. Navy battleship Missouri, which has been seized by mercenary bad boy Tommy Lee Jones and his gang of leather-wearing toughs.

    Denies Urge is a 2021 action-sexual abstinence education film written, directed by, and starring and Steven Seagal as an ex-Navy SEAL who must deny his sexual urges aboard the U.S. Navy battleship Missouri, which has been seized by mercenary bad boy Tommy Lee Jones and his gang of leather-wearing toughs.

  • The Peano curve is an alleged transdimensional sexual topology which exerts pleasures normally unavailable to Euclidean organisms.

    The Peano curve is an alleged transdimensional sexual topology which exerts pleasures normally unavailable to Euclidean organisms.

  • Parthenogenesis is to Lysistrata as x is to sociobiology. Solve for x.

    Parthenogenesis is to Lysistrata as x is to sociobiology. Solve for x.

  • Pooh vs. Alien is a 2021 children's action-education film. Plot: Piglet and Eeyore are caught in the crossfire of an ancient battle between Winnie-the-Pooh and aliens as they attempt to entertain children long enough for their parents to have some overdue sex.

    Pooh vs. Alien is a 2021 children's action-education film. Plot: Piglet and Eeyore are caught in the crossfire of an ancient battle between Winnie-the-Pooh and aliens as they attempt to entertain children long enough for their parents to have some overdue sex.

  • The Dark Penis Envy Rises is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of The Dark Penis Envy, the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and save Gotham City from neurotic breakdown.

    The Dark Penis Envy Rises is a 2021 superhero self-help film directed by [REDACTED]. Plot: Eight years after the events of The Dark Penis Envy, the revolutionary Bone forces Bruce Wayne to resume his role as Batman and save Gotham City from neurotic breakdown.

  • Jacket Potatoes is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which functions as an erotic snack food.

    Jacket Potatoes is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which functions as an erotic snack food.

  • How Unimaginable is Unimaginable? is a short documentary film about an unholy threesome between Eros, Thanatos, and various Elder Gods.

    How Unimaginable is Unimaginable? is a short documentary film about an unholy threesome between Eros, Thanatos, and various Elder Gods.

  • Under the Skin is a 2013 science fiction film about an otherworldly woman (Scarlett Johansson) who preys on orchard workers in Scotland.

    Under the Skin is a 2013 science fiction film about an otherworldly woman (Scarlett Johansson) who preys on orchard workers in Scotland.

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