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File:I felt a great disturbance in the Net as if millions of users suddenly tweeted in boredom.jpg|link=I felt a great disturbance in the Net|'''[[I felt a great disturbance in the Net]]''' as if millions of users suddenly tweeted in boredom." | File:I felt a great disturbance in the Net as if millions of users suddenly tweeted in boredom.jpg|link=I felt a great disturbance in the Net|'''[[I felt a great disturbance in the Net]]''' as if millions of users suddenly tweeted in boredom." | ||
File:Confessions of a Quantum Artist-Engineer.jpg|link=Confessions of a Quantum Artist-Engineer (1)|Steganographic analysis of '''''[[Confessions of a Quantum Artist-Engineer (1)]]''''' unexpectedly reveals "at least two-hundred and fifty-six kilobytes" of previously unknown Gnomon algorithm functions. | |||
File:The Slurry Gourmet.jpg|link=The Slurry Gourmet|'''''[[The Slurry Gourmet]]''''' is a reality television cooking show where participants compete to prepare the most perfect slurry dishes in the world, and then ship the slurry in bulk via pipeline to [REDACTED] throughout the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere. | File:The Slurry Gourmet.jpg|link=The Slurry Gourmet|'''''[[The Slurry Gourmet]]''''' is a reality television cooking show where participants compete to prepare the most perfect slurry dishes in the world, and then ship the slurry in bulk via pipeline to [REDACTED] throughout the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere. | ||
Revision as of 19:12, 29 March 2022
I felt a great disturbance in the Net as if millions of users suddenly tweeted in boredom."
Steganographic analysis of Confessions of a Quantum Artist-Engineer (1) unexpectedly reveals "at least two-hundred and fifty-six kilobytes" of previously unknown Gnomon algorithm functions.
![The Slurry Gourmet is a reality television cooking show where participants compete to prepare the most perfect slurry dishes in the world, and then ship the slurry in bulk via pipeline to [REDACTED] throughout the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.](/w/images/thumb/7/77/The_Slurry_Gourmet.jpg/120px-The_Slurry_Gourmet.jpg)
The Slurry Gourmet is a reality television cooking show where participants compete to prepare the most perfect slurry dishes in the world, and then ship the slurry in bulk via pipeline to [REDACTED] throughout the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Inverted Flight 19: Five Navy planes become permanently trapped in the Bermuda Triangle Dead Letter Office after a junior Gnomon algorithm engineer in the United States Navy Advanced Philately Division misplaces a decimal point.
Lacuna Beret is a 2008 American comedy-thriller film about a serial haberdasher who rigs hats that cause his victims memory loss based on the number of hits received by a website that features a live streaming video of children in sweatshops producing hats. Millions of people log on, hastening the victims' ignorance of child labor conditions around the world.