The Lord of the Sprinkles

Earliest known poster for The Lord of the Sprinkles.

The Lord of the Sprinkles is a 2001 epic high-fantasy film about a baker (Sauron) who creates the One Sprinkled Donut to rule the appetites of Men, Dwarves, and Elves.

In the News

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  "All we have to sphere is sphere itself" is popular catch-phrase from the mid-1930s, widely but incorrectly attributed to Franklin D. Roosevelt.

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  The Man with the Golden Bun is a 1974 spy cooking film about the Solex Agitator, a breakthrough technological solution to contemporary baking designed by assassin-chef Francisco Scaramanga, the "Man with the Golden Bun".

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  The Lord of the Danes is an epic Shakespearean play about a prince of Gondor (Hamlet) whose attempts to exorcise the ghost of his father lead to madness, betrayal, and murder.

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  The Shape of Water Bagels is a 2017 American romantic fantasy cooking film about a mute chef at a high-security government bakery who falls in love with a captured humanoid amphibian creature.

Fiction cross-reference

• All we have to sphere is sphere itself
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• The Lord of the Danes
• The Man with the Golden Bun
• The Shape of Water Bagels

External links

• Post @ Twitter (7 January 2022)
• Post @ Twitter (6 January 2022)

• The Lord of the Rings @ Wikipedia