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File:Alderaan Croutons.jpg|link=Alderaan Croutons|"[[Alderaan Croutons]] are not for Seasoning, they are for Sending a Message," declares [[Grand Chef Tarkin]].
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File:Loki Burger.jpg|link=Loki Burger|'''Edible Necropants LLC''' (doing business as '''[[Loki Burger]]''') is a trandimensional fast casual restaurant chain focused on unnatural sexual congress with hamburgers, hot dogs, and French fries.
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== External links ==
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* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1376605945443287047 Post] @ Twitter
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1376606530221580293 Post] @ Twitter (29 March 2021)


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Latest revision as of 09:22, 21 March 2022

"I find your lack of Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchinis disturbing." —Darth Vader, from Cooking With Darth.

The Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchini is an ornamental variety of transdimensional corporation, cultivated in the Shire for the vegetable sexual fetish trade.

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  • Post @ Twitter (29 March 2021)