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File:Malchemy_-_infographic.jpg|link=Malchemy|'''[[Malchemy]]''' is to malice as alchemy is to chemistry.
File:Malchemy_-_infographic.jpg|link=Malchemy|'''[[Malchemy]]''' is to malice as alchemy is to chemistry.
File:Two_Bugs_Dancing.jpg|link=Two Bugs Dancing|Routine annual steganographic analysis of '''''[[Two Bugs Dancing]]''''' accidentally releases the bugs, which immediately eat a priceless antique vial of '''Homeopathic Sociopath Drops'''.


File:Nixon the Barbarian.jpg|link=Nixon the Barbarian|"To smear your enemies during Investigative Committee witch hunts, see them humiliated before you in the House and Senate, and to hear the lamentation of their Commie Pinko lackeys in the press!" ('''''[[Nixon the Barbarian]]''''')
File:Nixon the Barbarian.jpg|link=Nixon the Barbarian|"To smear your enemies during Investigative Committee witch hunts, see them humiliated before you in the House and Senate, and to hear the lamentation of their Commie Pinko lackeys in the press!" ('''''[[Nixon the Barbarian]]''''')
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== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==

Revision as of 06:05, 14 February 2022

Early advertisement for Homeopathic Sociopathy Drops.
The Homeopathic Sociopath - male vanity edition.

The Homeopathic Sociopath, or more often Homeopathic Sociopath, is a transdimensional corporation which manifests itself as sociopathy-related soft drinks and other consumer oral vectors.

History

Although the general principle had bene known for "at least twenty years" [source?], the first formal documentation of Homeopathic Sociopath occurred on the evening of Wednesday, 2 December 2020, when writer and APTO stringer Karl Jones detected and decrypted a Jekyll-and-Hyde themed advertisement promoting "Homeopathic Sociopathy Drops".

Extract of Radium

Homeopathic Sociopathic is "almost certainly" a front for black-market Extract of Radium run by the House of Malevecchio.

Commentary

You might try a tiny dosage — I said TINY, dammit! — of Homeopathic Sociopathy Drops™

Homeopathic Sociopathy Drops™ — for those occasions when "not giving a shit" is a species-wide survival reflex

Take only as directed by the voices in your head

In the News

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Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (29 December 2021)
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