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File:Trump Dump Number.jpg|link=Trump Dump Number|'''[[Trump Dump Number]]''' is a lost issue of ''LIFE'' magazine. | |||
File:Trump Cake.jpg|link=Trump Cake|"Believing that Trump cares about you is the same as believing a stripper cares about you." But— she jumped out of a cake! "Did you miss me?" she asked. The roar of the mob was all the answer I needed. Grabbing her by the second layer, I licked frosted bunting until—("'''[[Trump Cake]]'''") | File:Trump Cake.jpg|link=Trump Cake|"Believing that Trump cares about you is the same as believing a stripper cares about you." But— she jumped out of a cake! "Did you miss me?" she asked. The roar of the mob was all the answer I needed. Grabbing her by the second layer, I licked frosted bunting until—("'''[[Trump Cake]]'''") | ||
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Revision as of 08:00, 9 February 2022
"Hair Once Royal Gold" is a haiku by Karl Jones.
Poem
Hair once royal gold
Debased for gambling debts is
Tarnished silver sold
In the News
Trump Dump Number is a lost issue of LIFE magazine.
"Believing that Trump cares about you is the same as believing a stripper cares about you." But— she jumped out of a cake! "Did you miss me?" she asked. The roar of the mob was all the answer I needed. Grabbing her by the second layer, I licked frosted bunting until—("Trump Cake")
Trumpie Trump to reporter: "I’m president and you’re not."
Invasion of the Body Trumpers is a 2021 film about a twice-impeached American President who replaces GOP politicians with synthetic alien body-doubles.