Not Milk?

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Not Milk? (stylized as not milk?) is an advertising campaign encouraging the non-consumption of milk by Bronze-age warriors.

History

European Bronze Age Warrior Skeleton reveals Bronze Age Europeans Couldn’t Drink Milk:

All of the 14 skeletons were Bronze Age Europeans who couldn’t drink milk. The study published in Cell Biology shows that the warrior skeletons found at the European Bronze Age site had lactase persistence. It is a condition where humans lack a genetic mutation that allows a man or woman to digest milk.

After the discovery of Bronze Age Europeans that couldn’t drink milk, the archaeologist now believe that the mutation had spread across Europe from 500 C.E. to 1000 C.E. Burger term it as the ‘strongest selection found in the human genome’.

In the News

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Fiction cross-reference

• Avocado, the Shameless Fruit
• Bears and Poison Ivy Don't Mix
• Be Safe, Be Huge
• Be Unavailable
• Cheese Gobbets
• Florida It's Fucked
• Food-grade tofu - self-deprecatory term of art promoted by the Plant Protein Construction Council (PPCC)
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Peevish Gossamer
• The Casein Glory
• What sort of man wears Esquire Socks?

External links

• Post @ Twitter (9 April 2021)
• Not Milk? @ Twitter

• [1] @ Weekly Reviewer
• Got Milk? @ Wikipedia