Fantasy Voronoi diagram

Color commentators discussing recent scores from hotly contested Voronoi diagrams.

Fantasy Voronoi diagram is a social mathematics sport in which the participants of a fantasy Voronoi diagram league serve as the general managers of virtual professional Voronoi diagram teams.

Fantasy Voronoi diagram is now more popular, worldwide, than Fantasy American football, from which it emerged (primarily at colleges and universities having both a strong mathematics department and an innovative American football program).

Rules

Points are based on the actual performances of the Voronoi diagram in real-world computation.

In the News

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  Grand Theft Anathem is a series of action-adventure reality television programs created by [REDACTED] and marketed by Polycosm Games. Most of the gameplay revolves around number theory and computation, with occasional driving and shooting elements.

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  Spokesmen for Color commentators insist that "American football is no match for Voronoi diagrams — team for team, nation for nation, algorithm for algorithm, Voronoi diagrams out-compute American football."

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  Mathematician Georgy Voronoy says he is "flattered, but puzzled" by the popularity of Fantasy Voronoi diagram.

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  1988: Dungeons & Dragons players for Multinational corporation to develop improved Voronoi diagrams.

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  High-school Voronoi diagram quarterback wins scholarship to Voronoi University, has big plans for the future.

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  Euclid's Elements spending too much time on Fantasy Voronoi diagram, really needs to get back to work.

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  Venn diagram feeling very colorful today, bets heavily on Fantasy Voronoi diagram.

Fiction cross-reference

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• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Grand Theft Anathem

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Computation (nonfiction)
• Computational complexity (nonfiction)
• Fantasy football (American) (nonfiction)
• Mathematical diagram (nonfiction)
• Voronoi diagram (nonfiction)