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File:Opals_and_Armageddon.jpg|link=Opals and Armageddon|"'''[[Opals and Armageddon]]'''" is a public relations campaign which promotes the development of an alleged "opal super-weapon" in a supposed network of secret underground tunnels located in and around Coober Pedy, Australia.
File:Health_Minister_spongiform_encephalopathy_infographic.jpg|link=Health Minister spongiform encephalopathy|'''[[Health Minister spongiform encephalopathy]]''' (HMSE), commonly known as mad Health Minister disease, is a neurodegenerative disease of Health Ministers. Spread to Ministers of Treasury and National Defense is believed to result in variant Crackpot-Budget disease (vCBD).
File:Health_Minister_spongiform_encephalopathy_infographic.jpg|link=Health Minister spongiform encephalopathy|'''[[Health Minister spongiform encephalopathy]]''' (HMSE), commonly known as mad Health Minister disease, is a neurodegenerative disease of Health Ministers. Spread to Ministers of Treasury and National Defense is believed to result in variant Crackpot-Budget disease (vCBD).


File:Walter_Reed's_Wheelbarrow.png|link=Walter Reed's Wheelbarrow|William Carlos Williams 2.0 presents its short poem "'''[[Walter Reed's Wheelbarrow]]'''" at the prestigious Spongiform Clone Meat Buffet in [REDACTED]; reviews are mixed.
File:Walter_Reed's_Wheelbarrow.png|link=Walter Reed's Wheelbarrow|William Carlos Williams 2.0 presents its short poem "'''[[Walter Reed's Wheelbarrow]]'''" at the prestigious Spongiform Clone Meat Buffet in [REDACTED]; reviews are mixed.


File:CDC_headquarters_at_Druid_Hills.jpg|link=Druid Hills|The CDC's Director of Public Relations insists that the annexation by Atlanta in 2018 "had nothing to do with [[Druid Hills|giant wicker men filled with sacrificial victims awaiting their prolonged and agonizing death by unholy conflagration]]."  A subsequent analysis of CDC's medical waste stream will confirm the Director's statements.
File:CDC_headquarters_at_Druid_Hills.jpg|link=Druid Hills|The CDC's Director of Public Relations insists that the annexation by Atlanta in 2018 "had nothing to do with '''[[Druid Hills|giant wicker men filled with sacrificial victims awaiting their prolonged and agonizing death by unholy conflagration]]'''."  A subsequent analysis of CDC's medical waste stream will confirm the Director's statements.
 
File:Demodex sydneyfolliculorum.jpg|''Demodex sydneyfolliculorum''.


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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [https://www.facebook.com/karl.gregory.jones/posts/10225835426490935 Post] @ Facebook (21 April 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1413294804897779717 Post] @ Twitter (8 July 2021)
* [https://www.facebook.com/karl.gregory.jones/posts/10225833726648440?comment_id=10225835158684240 Comment] @ Facebook (21 April 2021)
 
 


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Latest revision as of 16:18, 28 December 2021

Article on Demodex sydneyfolliculorum at Pseudo-Wikipedia.

Demodex sydneyfolliculorum is a microscopic mite that can only survive on the skin of humans in Sydney, Australia.

Description

Most people in Sydney have D. sydneyfolliculorum on their skin.

Usually, the mites do not cause any harm, and are therefore considered an example of endemic urban commensalism rather than parasitism.

If D. sydneyfolliculorum does cause disease, this is known as Sydney demodicosis.

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (8 July 2021)