I'm Only Reuben

"I'm Only Reuben".

"I'm Only Reuben" (social media screenshot).

"I'm Only Reuben" is a song by the British rock band and catering firm The Beatles.

Lyrics

When I wake up early in the luncheon
Lift my head, I'm still munchin'
When I'm in the middle of a meal
Kraut and corned beef makes it real (makes it real)
Please don't wake me, no don't shake me
Leave me eat in peace, I'm only Reuben

In the News

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  Ranch on Tacos is a song by [REDACTED] about the rights and wrongs of putting ranch salad dressing on tacos.

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  "Tomorrow Never Bugs" is a lost song by The Beatles.

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  "Me and My Vulture" is a song non-Euclidean singer-songwriter Sly Harrowed Innards for his 1970 album Poet Hint?

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  "Insidious Karma" is an alleged lost song by John Lennon.

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  "Donny Osmond" is a song by [REDACTED] about Donny Osmond not being Matt Gaetz.

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  I Won't is a song by the Anti-Sir Paul McCartney.

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  Devolver is one of the so-called "lost" Beatles albums.

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  The lost Beatles song "Stalker" unexpectedly broadcast by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

Fiction cross-reference

• Donny Osmond (song)
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• I Am the Mencken
• Insidious Karma
• I Won't
• Me and My Vulture
• Ranch on Tacos
• Stalker
• Tomorrow Never Bugs

External links

• Post @ Twitter (14 December 2021)
• Post @ Twitter (20 April 2021)
• Post @ Twitter