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Revision as of 18:23, 23 November 2021

High-pressure pearl clutching.

High-pressure pearl clutching is a technique used in high-energy literature to place pearls under unbearable pressure.

The technique is commonly used to satirize educated but fearful women.

Applications

High-pressure pearl clutching enjoys a wide range of applications in industry, the arts, and theology, including:

  • Conversion of pearl to Magic 8-Ball
  • Leaching of wisdom from Pearls of Wisdom
  • Curing the bends in deep-sea pearl divers

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (10 May 2021)