First they came for the plastic fruit displays: Difference between revisions

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"First they came for the plastic fruit displays, but I said nothing as I ate only organic fruit."

First they came for the plastic fruit displays is a morally and aesthetically deranged form of Martin Niemöller poem First Them Came ....

First they came for the plastic fruit displays
But I said nothing, as I ate only organic fruit.

Flimber Jurbles is a poorly-documented phenomenon involving multi-colored tubes and ritual behaviors.
Weaponizing Spirograph is a short documentary film by acclaimed director [REDACTED] about the conversion of Spirograph from civilian to military use.
"Alderaan Croutons are not for Seasoning, they are for Sending a Message," declares Grand Chef Tarkin.

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+File:Nebraska - The Flimber Jurbles State.jpg|link=Flimber Jurbles|'''[[Flimber Jurbles]]''' is a poorly-documented phenomenon involving multi-colored tubes and ritual behaviors.
+File:Weaponizing Spirograph.jpg|link=Weaponizing Spirograph|'''''[[Weaponizing Spirograph]]''''' is a short documentary film by acclaimed director [REDACTED] about the conversion of Spirograph from civilian to military use.
 File:Alderaan Croutons.jpg|link=Alderaan Croutons|"'''[[Alderaan Croutons]]''' are not for Seasoning, they are for Sending a Message," declares Grand Chef Tarkin.
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 * [[Crimes against chemical constants]]
 * [[Extract of Radium]] - cross-marketed as [[crouton physics enhancer]] under the slogan "[[Puts the Newtons in your Croutons!]]"
+* [[Flimber Jurbles]]
 * [[Grand Chef Tarkin]
+* ''[[Weaponizing Spirograph]]''
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